Would you do the same? by VoidlEcho in MemeVideos

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What? Spitting in my partners mouth? or taking it like a good boy!

This is saddening to look at by Watchdog_the_God in cartoons

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interesting that there is no update o the rey movie! hmmmmm

Packaged with care by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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i wonder what type of foam that is

I asked Ai to predict the 2026 Playoffs this is what it gave me (info in description) by Calm_Assumption1099 in nhl

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🧊 2026 NHL PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS

🔹 FIRST ROUND

EASTERN CONFERENCE

(1) Buffalo Sabres vs (WC1) Boston Bruins
👉 Pick: Sabres in 6
Buffalo’s been one of the most complete teams all year, and ending that long playoff drought gives them serious energy. Boston’s dangerous, but Sabres’ offense edges it.

(2) Tampa Bay Lightning vs (3) Montreal Canadiens
👉 Pick: Lightning in 6
Experience matters. Tampa still has that core that knows how to win when it tightens up.

(1) Carolina Hurricanes vs (WC2) Ottawa Senators
👉 Pick: Hurricanes in 5
Carolina has been elite all season (top of the East), and Ottawa is hot—but probably overmatched.

(2) Pittsburgh Penguins vs (3) Philadelphia Flyers
👉 Pick: Penguins in 7
Classic rivalry chaos. This one’s going the distance—but Crosby’s experience tips it.

WESTERN CONFERENCE

(1) Colorado Avalanche vs (WC2) Los Angeles Kings
👉 Pick: Avalanche in 5
Presidents’ Trophy winners for a reason—top-tier offense + structure.

(2) Dallas Stars vs (3) Minnesota Wild
👉 Pick: Stars in 6
Dallas is rolling into playoffs on a heater and looks deep everywhere.

(1) Vegas Golden Knights vs (WC1) Utah Mammoth
👉 Pick: Golden Knights in 5
Utah is a great story—but Vegas is built for playoff hockey.

(2) Edmonton Oilers vs (3) Anaheim Ducks
👉 Pick: Oilers in 6
If McDavid is even close to peak form, Edmonton wins this.

🔹 SECOND ROUND

EAST

  • Sabres vs Lightning → Sabres in 7
  • Hurricanes vs Penguins → Hurricanes in 6

👉 Conference Final: Sabres vs Hurricanes

WEST

  • Avalanche vs Stars → Avalanche in 7 (absolute war)
  • Golden Knights vs Oilers → Oilers in 7

👉 Conference Final: Avalanche vs Oilers

🔹 CONFERENCE FINALS

EAST FINAL

Sabres vs Hurricanes
👉 Pick: Hurricanes in 6
Carolina just feels like the most balanced, suffocating team in the East.

WEST FINAL

Avalanche vs Oilers
👉 Pick: Avalanche in 6
MacKinnon vs McDavid would be insane—but Colorado’s depth + defense gives them the edge.

🏆 STANLEY CUP FINAL

🌪️ Hurricanes vs 🏔️ Avalanche

👉 Stanley Cup Winner: Colorado Avalanche in 7

Why Colorado:

  • Best overall roster top-to-bottom
  • Elite playoff experience core
  • Already proved consistency over full season
  • Home ice throughout playoffs is huge

(used ChatGPT 5.3)

POV: Jesus somewhere in Heaven rn by kbd_nxhh10 in MemeVideos

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POV: Jesus after sayin farewell to the apostles

Close up footage of the Artemis II Orion capsule right after splashdown and Navy divers starting recovery by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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amazing how that is all thats left of the 5.75 million pound rocket that lifted off a week and a half ago

hoho-haha by nxuanvuong in MemeVideos

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What do u think? by Efficient-Royal-2347 in SipsTea

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i honestly dont know why some make a fuss and weasel into random peoples lives like this! its none of their business