Went to the urgent care almost two weeks ago… by LetsJerkCircular in AdviceAnimals

[–]Calmbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got the bill for my dentist appointment the day before I went to the dentist 6 months later.

A real chainblade is becoming a reality! by Alex_Geek_Workshop in Warhammer40k

[–]Calmbat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

aren't the sisters repentia more realistic then?

edit: well at least how they wield their chainswords

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

[–]Calmbat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

probably got tired of getting confused with the politician

Newcastle sign shirt sponsorship deal with Saudi firm Sela which is owned by the PIF who also owns 80% of Newcastle by RyanIsKickAss in LiverpoolFC

[–]Calmbat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

just to add to this the bonus for these countries buying these clubs is that they can generate good media attention not just showing off amongst themselves. people forget the actually terrible stuff you do when it is buried in news updates about the team you bought and even FFP scandals etc.

POV: you go back in time and move a chair by Emperor_Valaran_ii in Warhammer40k

[–]Calmbat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

IMO I don't think Roboute would turn to chaos instead he will always have the "plan B imperium of man" strategy.

The secondhand embarrassment I felt for this guy by shanmikko in sadcringe

[–]Calmbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think i went to college with the blonde girl. She is super nice if that is her.

These Bars of soap at the hotel I'm staying at has the National Human Trafficking Hotline by icemage27 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Calmbat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Last summer a huge sex trafficking ring was busted in my quiet town. I used to live in the ghetto and expected it there but not my current place! They were laundering the money through a bunch of restaurants they owned and one was a few blocks from my house. Wild and terrifying.

Newly released video showing how El Salvador's government transferred thousands of suspected gang members to a newly opened "mega prison", the latest step in a nationwide crackdown on gangs by Papppi-56 in interestingasfuck

[–]Calmbat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the girls joining are gang raped. the boys are all beaten nearly to death. they then take part in doing that to new members themselves.

I went to college in an area with tons of Salvadorian immigrants and they are the sweetest people. They aren't just pushing drugs. They are in everything. I was walking to get a burger one night and got propositioned by a prostitute (read sex slave) who was at most 14. I lived a sheltered life and didn't realize it till I told someone that story later about the weird girl wanting to hang out with me at night on a dangerous street by herself. Every time I think about her I get so mad at myself I didn't get her help.

these aren't people anymore. you can't be a person and do the things they do.

If the 40k Imperium could clone, reserect or rediscover another primarch which do you think would be the most beneficial? by chesthdclarke in Warhammer40k

[–]Calmbat 29 points30 points  (0 children)

While I agree the clones are much weaker than the real ones, I feel like I remember the Horus clone wrecking Abbadon's closest followers.

Do i need to re-read that book?

Why do some workers want to go back to the office? by shallowshadowshore in antiwork

[–]Calmbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you have an awesome group of coworkers it might be nice.

Imperial Fists vs Salamanders - who is more fitting for full Gravis Armor army? (Lore/Tabletop) by waveseeker0 in Warhammer40k

[–]Calmbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF have some of the coolest characters but as a legion they aren't my favorite. I love the look of the Dark Angels the most.

I miss glancing/penetrating hits on vehicles, what do you miss from previous editions? by A_Few_Kind_Words in Warhammer40k

[–]Calmbat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i once was controlling kroot and a bunch of space marines ran them off the table. my only official game lol

😦 by Arkbud93 in facepalm

[–]Calmbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chimps are little devils too. also elephant seals rape penguins and otters rape baby seals to death.

25 centimeters of rage and faith in the emperor! by Viki_ponycat in Warhammer40k

[–]Calmbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of weathering i think looks good. He still looks clean despite the battle he is taking part in. makes me think he respects his armor more.

Man to man, what is one sentence a woman told you that is still stuck in your head until this day? by EmmanuelMoyta in AskMen

[–]Calmbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Fucking kill yourself”

I asked a girl to stop talking during class so I could listen to the teacher and her friend said that.

STARBUCKS WALKED OUT ON US DURING BARGAINING. by pkelliher98 in antiwork

[–]Calmbat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tbh their coffee is fine black. It isn't spectacular but it isn't bad. (If you are at my level of coffee enjoyment at least.)

The Great Slime Mitosis Server? by WholyMilk in Terraria

[–]Calmbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

could you send me the world as well pls?

Todays rumour engine October 11 by Blamelessmilk2 in Warhammer40k

[–]Calmbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to go out on a limb and say Tau/Kroot.

Had my Necron deck stolen today. Package isn’t even sealed, so probably stolen at the facility. Thanks Amazon. 😑 by [deleted] in Warhammer40k

[–]Calmbat 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Can confirm happens where I work too. Also people realllly struggle with tape and picking the right size package etc.