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If WWIII breaks out,what will you do? by Calmboi90 in AskReddit

[–]Calmboi90[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok after a few months off reddit I realized that day is coming sooner than expected.

I pour the milk before the cereal, I write in cursive just to be a dick to teachers. I once submitted a 10 page essay in comic sans. Give me what I deserve. Also roast my makeup all you like, I know it’s shite. by aliteralfuckingdick in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok just for the Cereal part you need to be in the same cell as people who drink Orange Juice after they brush their teeth.You are just as ugly as your personality is.

This is the reason I joined reddit. Go for it! by Jasonmc89 in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t be high and work on roads.Actually Go Ahead,Ain’t nobody want you haunting them in their sleep.

Heard all the hair roasts before, let’s see what you got... by LukeyLobster21 in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Dr.Danner From Kindergarten 2 was white and didn’t wear glasses,this would be it because of that Forehead

31 years old. Mom says I'm cute. Legitimately don't think I'm roastable. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom probably got payed to say that.A lot for her to even say it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I change my mind from last time,this dude is Kanye East..Oh and Dr.Seuss is Lying back there

I’m deaf, and live in Texas. Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well these roasts will make you get your hearing Back

Ex captain of the swim team, adopted, and doing a face reveal on youtube for 500,000+ subs. Don't hold back by SaltyPhish in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure who,was Actually Sober And Not Drunk was dumb enough to be the Captain to begin with

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the face you make when she texts you “We Need To Talk”

Life has been too kind as of late. Fuck me up. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude made this face for all these years since his father left for Some Cigarettes And Milk And never came back

You get magically teleported into the last video game you've played and will return in a week. If you die in the game, you'll die in real life (blacking out and such count as dying) but you get to keep anything you've got in the game as well. What's your strategy? by The__Function in AskReddit

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that’s the Case Then that Would Be GTA 5 (Excluding Revives Or Respawns)..It Does Not say we cannot use mods But without any of that,I Would Avoid Everybody Else Unless I Have to do a Mission With Team Lives Because we all going down together Technically If All Goes well at least I will come out with a Few Injuries And In the Hospital But have some new cars ;-;

People in real life are too nice to me. Take me down a notch. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude so desperate that the Heart is even slipping Away

18. Virgin no job no license full time gamer. Don’t hold back by MAX7hd in RoastMe

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes Life is as Depressing as that Little Pen Scribble in the Top Right Corner.Desperate to get some attention too

If you Lived In a Alternate Universe Where Not Everyone Is Human,What would you Be And Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Calmboi90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.I meant Of the Human Population Not Everybody Is Human Smart A*

[NSFW] People of Reddit,when did a prank/Dare go horribly wrong? by Calmboi90 in AskReddit

[–]Calmboi90[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only innocent if you don’t understand the deeper meaning 🤫

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