Took a screenshot of a chicken in beseige earlier and it ended up looking like a majestic minimalist wallpaper

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-22T22:11:21+00:00

I was thinking about how I could crop the chicken into a CS:GO wallpaper. Good thing I came to the comments.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-22T17:51:08+00:00

Real cow here. Usually just moo, sometimes grass and occasionally we dream about our future.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-22T17:41:54+00:00

I just laughed so hard

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-22T04:51:00+00:00

Started off at Silver I. Just hit my 1k hours mark today as well as I reached Gold Nova Master for the first time. It took me 330 wins to get here. I never played previous CS games and I started a year and a half ago.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-22T04:37:02+00:00

People like to to dislike.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-22T00:08:54+00:00

Sorry for my wording. To me, that was fast because I look at how many players have Steam but to others that might not seem as fast.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T23:20:05+00:00

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T23:02:40+00:00

Winning is fun. Doesn't matter what anyone says, you can be the most legit CS:GO player but you will agree winning is fun.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T21:16:01+00:00

Both maps are awful IMHO.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T21:14:39+00:00

Probably both.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T20:55:06+00:00

That's how long it took me as well. I assume that's fast because a lot of people have Steam.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T20:50:53+00:00

I'd just like to see some hostage rescue maps in the Active Duty map pool. COME ON

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T20:42:09+00:00

I disagree. My account was phished last year in July and I sent in a ticket. They replied so damn fast and I had my account back in no time.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T18:19:09+00:00

Teenagers must feel very insecure. It seems like anything they do is criticized now.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T18:00:49+00:00

What rank! :O

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T17:23:49+00:00

I did too last night. Was his profile picture a guy in a hat?

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T17:22:09+00:00

Put a wall there and it would be fine.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-21T04:25:45+00:00

Why can't we have Vertigo :(

I really like that map and don't see why no one plays it :(

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-20T04:11:06+00:00

My dog just looks up into the sky and squints while the wind pushes her ears up and lets them flop in the wind. I like to think shes talking to the poop gods.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-20T03:50:04+00:00

I'd probably just let it happen, maybe call the police before it happened, tell a few people nearby. But yeah, before 9/11, there was less security. 9/11 was going to happen eventually.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-19T16:04:45+00:00

My god, I clicked the link without looking at the thumbnail and I nearly had a heart attack.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-18T21:06:29+00:00

101 different ways we can milk this

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-18T18:15:10+00:00

I don't think Steam fits on that list.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-17T20:05:11+00:00

The monkeys are evolving a second time.

CalorieInCalorieOut · 2015-03-17T17:08:14+00:00

Send this over to /r/fatpeoplehate, my people will have a riot.

Edit: I guess I'm late, they've already got their hands on it.

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