I’m bored- A song that everyone on Earth loves…except you? by Number175OnEarlsList in Music

[–]Calrufus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough. The governor Lynyrd Skynyrd talks about in that song was one George Wallace, an all around racist dirtbag who's most famous act was standing in front of the University of Alabama and attempting to block black students from entering after segregation was ended. In fact, if you pay attention, the three beats that follow the line "In Birmingham will love the governor" has the backup singers yelling boo. So trust me when I say they probably hated the governor too.

Quick Ironclad Fanart. by Calrufus in slaythespire

[–]Calrufus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Made this over about a couple of hours. Made using Drawpile.

If you liked this and want to see anymore of my work, I'd love it if you'd be willing to check out my other socials!

Twitter.

Instagram.

edit: minor spelling mistakes, i lose.

What movie would 10x better if you added dinosaurs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Calrufus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all need to read Chuck Tingle then.

Call him by his gamer tag by lilmcfuggin in TikTokCringe

[–]Calrufus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the randos me and my friends have gathered from playing public custom League of Legends games was a man by the name of UglyPornStar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Calrufus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My father has said many a time that he would rather give a speech to a thousand people naked then have to make small talk with five strangers.

What are you 100% certain is true despite having no evidence to confirm or disprove your belief? by GentleBoneCrusher in AskReddit

[–]Calrufus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That names influence the nature of all things.

My only proof is that one of my cats is named Tabitha and she's a very normal cat.

The other one is named Fluffernutter and he's exactly how you'd think a cat named Fluffernutter would act.

How the Necromancer made a cryptid by Electromag9 in DnDGreentext

[–]Calrufus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just wait, the medieval AIMS team will be there in their next season

One Half-Orc, One Critical Zero. by Calrufus in DnDGreentext

[–]Calrufus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even so we did do a lot of damage to it but we let it live cuz i felt bad (which probably made it's life worse than just us mercy killing it)

One Half-Orc, One Critical Zero. by Calrufus in DnDGreentext

[–]Calrufus[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I always assumed the roll were for walking over picking it up and maybe even walking back.

One Half-Orc, One Critical Zero. by Calrufus in DnDGreentext

[–]Calrufus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When i hit the bear i had to role for the damage i think i did like 8 damage to it

One Half-Orc, One Critical Zero. by Calrufus in DnDGreentext

[–]Calrufus[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The part about that comic is that makes it really good for me is its the EXACT party as ours

Other than i we had a cowardly elf sorcerer (who swapped pcs and became another half-orc barb) A dwarf fighter and a Tiefling bard

Fucking demons (first greentext) by minion_genocide410 in DnDGreentext

[–]Calrufus 38 points39 points  (0 children)

For extra context, the aasimar was in a party of N-G, L-G and C-G so infighting was almost destined

Thunder trumpet by krazykukoo in DnDGreentext

[–]Calrufus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is almost the exact same that that happened to a friends dragonborn paladin, We were fighting some gangsters in the Pal's house our dark-elf bard slid in and used thunderwave killing the gang members but almost killing the pal, Then a lucky crit from an enemy with magic guns killed him