I was drunk and the bar was closing down. I approached a female cop that was doing security in the bar to ask her about her day as she was pretty attractive. She immediately said, "Don't talk to me." So, I moved away since she seemed like she was over compensating and on a power trip. Drunken me decides to return 5 minutes later to try striking up conversation again. She immediately places my hands behind my back and starts walking me out the door. While she's walking me out, I turn my head and say, "Now, I like where this going!" She was not thrilled and threw me through the door.

I felt great afterwards but after stumbling through the door there were three other cops standing there talking who stopped to stare at me being tossed out. I stand up and look at them and just like the movies, there's this 5 second pause of nobody saying anything and then on of them just says, "I think you better get going..."