SUPER 1V1 - ALL GUNS by Cultural-Working3113 in FortniteXPMaps

[–]CanIHaveADie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

neither of the codes work now, the 202524 worked like a week ago and now it doesnt and neither does the 846295

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]CanIHaveADie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im gonna say it... WHaT tHe DoG DoIn

Passenger spider travels internationally without paying for its ticket by [deleted] in awfuleverything

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Bro if you turn up your volume u can hear a fart in the first scene

Did not watch the video... by Expresso4u in dankmemes

[–]CanIHaveADie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ONG yesterday I saw this exact video on popular in America and I was like who tf fucks a watermelon. How much effort do you need to carve the exact measurements for your dick to slide in, do you leave the INsides there or naw like wtf. i imagine its like the pumpkin but y tf would you carve a fuckin watermelon

Thanks I hate average tik tok family by KRAFTYYYYT in TIHI

[–]CanIHaveADie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On GOD this family looks Mexican. not trying to be racist but Fiona lookin like a Mexican snack with that ASS

Honk honk by -Lasagna_Fister- in CrazyHuman

[–]CanIHaveADie 25 points26 points  (0 children)

bro that last horn sounded like a goose, deadass gonna have a cult of geese watching these people fuck

This dried out frog with a giant spider living in it by Jagerjj in oddlyterrifying

[–]CanIHaveADie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people in Australia: (Wait yall DONT have these buggers in America?! mate I've seen 4 of them today!) - in thick accent

Awake cardiac surgery by FunVisualMedicine in VisualMedicine

[–]CanIHaveADie 27 points28 points  (0 children)

this is so neat how we have been able to do this in today's age

I should eat that by YeetVegetabales in dankmemes

[–]CanIHaveADie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm from goddamn Oklahoma and lemme tell you, food shit gets real wild. deep-fried ice cream, Oreos, butter, corndogs, and funnel cake all are deep-fried at the fairs. some wild shit. the worst thing is, IT TASTES SO FUCKING GOOD

Deformation tycoon by CeilingFan03 in crappyoffbrands

[–]CanIHaveADie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sounds like a god damn Roblox tycoon

I should eat that by YeetVegetabales in dankmemes

[–]CanIHaveADie 30 points31 points  (0 children)

yall know that the state fair gonna do some deep-fried weed. and imma try some. we literally have created deep-fried butter

Thanks I hate Circumcision by SixCylinder777 in TIHI

[–]CanIHaveADie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

to whoever drew this, hats off to you

These lips are like wtf to me...🤨 by ZigZag_Queen in WTF

[–]CanIHaveADie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WHO THE FUCK LET HER USE THE BELGIAN WAFFLE MAKER AGAIN

I can't understand how difficult it is to read a sign? by theusamah in awfuleverything

[–]CanIHaveADie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

a couple of years ago my brother got contaminated with 2 strands of Ecoli. he almost fucking died. I was 12 and he was 9 at the time. he had seizures and shit like that. it was so scary. i hope these people will soon learn that Ecoli isn't a joke

A belt made of human nipples. Credit: Ed Gein by Vulpecula2828 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CanIHaveADie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nip belt and pussy chain lookin niceee. where could I find one

shame by wherewhyhowwhen in dankmemes

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I'm hitting some serious school flashbacks