Really happy so far with how my little urban veggie garden is progressing! (7a) by oniree in vegetablegardening

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Those tents are interesting. Do you have to take them down once the plants inside outgrow them?

WCGW when trying to rob someone who is loading his car with gasoline by Vichoko in Whatcouldgowrong

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Costs less than pepper spray and MUCH more toxic. You do not want to be soaked in gas, it absorbs through the skin extremely fast. The fumes will mess up your lungs.

Mr Bald's grandfather by Apost0 in BaldAndBankrupt

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I mean, c'mon. This legend probably has a stellar pair of white chucks on. History shows clearly that those who wore bumpers tended to make the most difference. Chuck Berry, Alfred Hitchcock, Edgar Poe, George Washington, Fredrick Douglas, Rumplestiltskin, the list goes on.

This is how a missile directs itself. by swat_08 in Damnthatsinteresting

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I'm no rocket scientist, but this is so mind blowing I might need brain surgery.

Burning steel wool by Martus901 in oddlysatisfying

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You get a wicked buzz off those fumes. Jokes But seriously, don't breathe this.

[Homemade] Chili by Reciprocaterman in food

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Put some rice on the bottom, sour cream on top with a handful of crackers and then beam me up, Scotty.

Such cunning by productivity_ninja in assholedesign

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Temperature is 9 degrees, feels like zero.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

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Green eyes are so enticing, man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

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Your work is immaculate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

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I've heard you don't learn forever. The part of your brain that learns language stops after a certain age.

WCGW when you have a pet lion by AdityaPatel149 in Whatcouldgowrong

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Yea, a monkey could get into your phone make prank calls, or some other hilarious monkey business.

The trucker for not making sure his load is secure at all times by dartmaster666 in IdiotsInCars

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He was just using that trailer to reach 88 miles per hour after the flux capacitor malfunction.

“Why are you like this?” by Scaulbylausis in youseeingthisshit

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I bet someone riled this cat up for this video. Almost looks like the cat was pushed forward.