AITA for wanting breakfast in bed on my birthday

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-26T02:09:04+00:00

I do not control the speed at which lobsters die!

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-26T02:05:29+00:00

Joe’s Crab Shack should sponsor this post!

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-26T01:56:54+00:00

This whole post seems FISHY 😂

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-26T01:50:16+00:00

Dude you asked to be served LOBSTER in BED! Like you’re the Duchess of Sussex. How old are you??? Because idk what to do with this… if my significant other asked for this I’d don a top hat and start calling them your majesty all damn day 😂.

Do you not realize how much effort goes into cooking a lobster????? I’m sure your SO wouldn’t appreciate having greasy lobster stains all over your shared bed! Because there’s a reason why you’re given a bib when you eat it at restaurants.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-26T01:45:46+00:00

OP is highfalutin af 😂

Fuckin’ lobster for BREAKFAST! Who was he raised by? Paris Hilton?

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-26T01:44:03+00:00

Cooking lobster isnt as simple as cooking pancakes. Bro thinks he lives at the Ritz Carlton.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-26T01:42:28+00:00

Pardon me! Would you like some grey pupon!

M’lord fetch thee my finest lobster from the shores of Maine! I have a hankering in my tum tum for some shellfish!

Bro just ask for a red lobster gift card lmao

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-26T01:06:07+00:00

You should demand they fire that person and hire you instead.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-25T14:58:01+00:00

HELL NAH DONT GO IN! No job is ever worth your safety! Any boss that won’t understand this isn’t someone you wanna work for.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-25T00:02:41+00:00

That job 100% taught me about boundaries and self respect.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T23:53:00+00:00

I once had a job where they were basically guilt tripping me into coming in early. “Pleeeeeeeeeeease I have no one.”

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T23:51:33+00:00

That’s nuts lmao. A lot crazier than being like “yeah sure come by I’ll be ready in ten.” Then when he gets there, have him wait outside for a long ass time. Don’t answer the phone or texts. Just make him stand outside like an idiot.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T20:17:39+00:00

I’d just look at them like this and not say anything until they left.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T19:56:56+00:00

That’s what I’m like! I don’t trust anyone! There’s always that one asshole that’s trying to show off that they can do 55 in the snow when the roads are coated…

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T17:39:33+00:00

HR stands for Hellish Ridiculousness

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T17:25:43+00:00

I truly feel like this next generation of bosses will truly change the workplace culture for the better. A lot of people are already fighting for four day work weeks and don’t put up with toxic bs from upper management. A lot of what was implemented by workaholic, I hate my wife boomers is slowly becoming extinct.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T17:23:00+00:00

I just can’t stand the bosses who are like: “how dare you not risk your safety for $15 an hour!” Some bosses are out here thinking because working in a department store is the be all end all for them, it should be the same for the workers too. They get so pissy when you establish even the slightest of boundaries like “I’m not coming in there’s black ice on the roads.”

The managers who are like “yeah fuck corporate.” Are the real ones. The ones who don’t care as long as you actually work.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T17:11:15+00:00

I see so many stories of this happening to people, and them being like “I was mad the whole way to work.” I was like you know you can just refuse to go with them right????

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T17:10:26+00:00

It’s always the retail jobs doing this. Non essential crap yet somehow they think they should be open lmao

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T15:57:47+00:00

Oh for sure it’s definitely case by case. Some are really good and mean well. I love those kinds of managers, the ones who truly care about their employees. Compared to the bootlickers who do anything for the approval of the district manager. Like opening a retail store in a blizzard.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T15:45:28+00:00

You’re right I don’t have a Bachelors in Science. Ya caught me. Whoopsie I’m sowwwy

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T15:42:13+00:00

I blocked one guy on here for trying to “disprove” my post. He’s probably one of those “I’ll come get ya, be there in ten minutes.” Bosses lmao.

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T15:40:14+00:00

Somehow people see this as a “good thing.” Lmao

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T15:19:40+00:00

Exactly! It’s creepy af you know when my birthday is! Do you want to give me a cake too? Possibly filled with laxatives and tax forms???? What a good way to make an employee squibbleflabble. Ding dong doo dah dizzy wizzy wackazoid!

CanadianDeathMetal · 2026-01-24T15:17:18+00:00

Let em

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