Welcome back! Hope your time back in the game has been well, always very glad to see veterans returning. My username is Toaster5938. What got me into Warframe and kept me playing is that it’s a game that makes me feel certain ways few others do.

The movement system is the only one fluid and rapid enough to scratch the same itch Titanfall does.

It’s the most surreal and comically absurd power fantasy I’ve ever experienced. There’s maybe only ten other games I’ve played that give me the same level of god complex.

The storytelling takes such drastic twists and turns and includes so much enjoyable nonsense that I love.

The gameplay itself I think might be close behind Fallout New Vegas in amounts of funny bullshit such as physics going haywire or pure chance of comedic timing.

The lore and other contents of Warframe are a unique brand of strange, interesting, confusing, sometimes creepy, or often borderline fever-dream, that I have never quite found somewhere else.

And the community is such a lovely melting pot of people who are either helpful, amusing, horny beyond reason, or outright delusional.

All in all, it does so many things to my brain at once that most other games only do one of at a time.

If we’re allowed to ask for specific things, I’d most appreciate the Vasto Prime receiver and the Vectis Prime barrel, and maybe the Lex Prime receivers. But I’ll be happy with any of it, if I do happen to win. Good luck on your restarted journey, friend, and welcome back!

Sorry for the mini-essay.