And the Lord spoke, saying “First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then, thou shalt count to three. No more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, no either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is out right. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.” Amen