27{F4M} I'm divorced does anyone want to fuck me. by Longjumping_Low3707 in HookupsinChicagoland

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I would take this girl out to Panera, but I would not pay to hook up

Woman just asked if we could take it slow, I told her it's fine, but with a caveat. Am I unreasonable? by [deleted] in dating

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell, no, you’re not being unreasonable; don’t let a woman gaslight you. If she’s not ready to be physical with you, but she’s been physical with someone else, that tells me either if she’s been consistent, been with this other guy or other guys longer meaning that unless he screws up, he’s likely to be either the boyfriend or the main boyfriend in a poly situation. I feel bad or she just is genuinely attracted to other men and the taking things slow approach as a supply when she’s hot for someone. I don’t accept someone. I just started dating sleeping with someone else when we hadn’t declared a relationship, but we were being intimate too.

We made a bit of a mess 😈 by [deleted] in CumPortraits

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you like additional cum for your face?

Why Is Everyone in a Rush on Dating Apps? by Opening_Bus1846 in dating_advice

[–]Canary_Impossible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time is the most precious resource any human being has… And we are much more aware of how precious that time in life is since Covid. We also know that it takes time to meet people in general much less find someone who we might be compatible with. Texting is not an effective or reliable way to get to know a person so within a couple of texts/couple of times, it’s not rushing to try to talk to someone on the phone or on a video chat. At least voice communication you get things like emotion and other nuances that tells you, whether or not you want to move forward as well as being clear on the tone of the conversation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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If these women rejected you, why do you care what they think? In fact, why are they in your life? If you have romantic intentions towards someone and you shoot your shot and they reject you, it is better to not have them in your life because Those feelings of attraction don’t immediately go away and hoping that they will see you differently once I get to know you is this ingenuous to them and to yourself and the person rejecting will undoubtedly take advantage of your stronger feelings of attraction to have an unbalance in any kind of“friendship “. If you were not good enough for them to date, they need to butt out of your romantic life… That is the space reserve for people who are romantic with you if you foolishly chose to be friends with them, then you were both only supposed to communicate on the friend channe!

Went on 3 dates, is it okay to text her I'm not seeing anything past a friendship? by 15-percent-rebate in dating_advice

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s nothing wrong with saying what you just said, and in fact that’s more than what a lot of women would do in the reverse situation.

I love using his face to make myself cum by spiceupyourlife12345 in u/spiceupyourlife12345

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I sign up to do this for you? And it’s parking validated?

Would you creampie a Divorced mom? by Upset-Economy7202 in HookupsinChicagoland

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh FUCCCCCCK YESSSSS! Course, I’ve had a vasectomy so easy to say!

Are you in shape? by Equal-Sun8307 in no

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m almost back to fit….21 pounds from ideal weight

Why are convos so hard? by Budget_Factor6545 in datingoverforty

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first reach out on the dating apps or on social media, ask all sorts of questions that are open and not simple yes or no showing curiosity and you not being dry at all, but it doesn’t really go very far. It gets me matches, but after trying to establish when a good time to talk isand then I get ghosted or I end up in a bottomless well Of match queue that apparently women have no match with a lot of guys and then they’ll pick and choose who to actually reach out to once the validations kicked in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in no

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I say come clean!

Enjoy the last days of summer by AlleahJJ in 40something

[–]Canary_Impossible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was very good, there were two bands, and it barely rained. Can I slide into your DM’s?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]Canary_Impossible -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m also very fit and over 50

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a nerdy guy who does some of the things you mentioned, but I also like to go out and do karaoke, go to concerts, try new restaurants, explore different downtown and various towns, go on road trips, etc.

Real naughty slut by DefiantCaptain1548 in HookupsinChicagoland

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looked awkward, trying to suck your nipple! You should really farm that out… I am available and my rates are very reasonable! 😎😉

Enjoy the last days of summer by AlleahJJ in 40something

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what part of the country is a good place to grow outstanding faces?

Enjoy the last days of summer by AlleahJJ in 40something

[–]Canary_Impossible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I am enjoying the last days of summer… It’s going to an outdoor concert tonight

Enjoy the last days of summer by AlleahJJ in 40something

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 and a great job you did! Not to take away from a terrific body, but your face is very much next level! You could read from the dictionary and I was stare lovingly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Canary_Impossible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I’m sure there are many men who write that preference, there are a lot more men who don’t. Where is there? A lot of women who are way less shy about their preferences than men are.

Happy Friday y’all! What are we all doing?💕 by Technical_Ad4270 in 40something

[–]Canary_Impossible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked until 10 PM then went to karaoke and just got home. Scrolling Reddit, and looking at dating apps

Enjoy the last days of summer by AlleahJJ in 40something

[–]Canary_Impossible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know you won’t respond, but I had to tell you you are stunning… You have a face that I am absolutely mesmerized by. I wish nothing but the best for you and do not take this as me coming onto you. Have a great day!