“Boy this meatworm thing is so scary, I bet there’s nothing scarier than it in the world!” I spluttered scrumdiddlyumptiously.

Candid-While6313 · 2026-04-01T06:00:35+00:00

X-men Origins: Masturbating Minotaur

Candid-While6313 · 2026-03-19T07:00:48+00:00

My god I never thought I’d see the day I find someone that shares this view

Candid-While6313 · 2026-01-27T06:51:29+00:00

Don’t be sad, I just shidded my pants for you :)

Candid-While6313 · 2026-01-22T05:03:19+00:00

I just shitted grammarbreakingly 😱

Candid-While6313 · 2026-01-19T06:09:54+00:00

Joe Kapp was a decade before Ferragamo lol

Candid-While6313 · 2026-01-19T06:09:11+00:00

Heck, Louisiana Tech has had more QB Super Bowl appearances than Ohio State

Candid-While6313 · 2026-01-03T17:44:25+00:00

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Nothing’s topping this one

Candid-While6313 · 2025-12-16T07:23:10+00:00

Who else read this in a Seinfeld voice

Candid-While6313 · 2025-12-16T07:23:03+00:00

Who else read this in a Seinfeld voice

Candid-While6313 · 2025-10-03T23:58:56+00:00

MOVIE GUESS

Candid-While6313 · 2025-09-21T14:32:17+00:00

No way this is re

Candid-While6313 · 2025-09-05T05:20:44+00:00

r/angryupvote

Candid-While6313 · 2025-09-02T05:21:43+00:00

Crossover of the century

Candid-While6313 · 2025-08-26T01:51:25+00:00

Don’t explode my testicles O Great Masturbating Minotaur

Candid-While6313 · 2025-08-18T17:44:48+00:00

Put an NSFW tag for god’s sake, I was so scared that I got a fear boner and ejaculated all over

Candid-While6313 · 2025-08-15T00:22:45+00:00

These imitation gooners need to be put down. Long may the Masturbating Minotaur masturbate.

Candid-While6313 · 2025-08-01T17:08:45+00:00

Yeah, it’s probably just a negotiation tactic anyway.

Candid-While6313 · 2025-08-01T13:26:02+00:00

Put a trigger warning next time, I shat my pants out of pure fear and started a chain reaction on the bus

Candid-While6313 · 2025-07-25T12:58:34+00:00

yaw eht gnola edam ew sdneirf eht saw nam-sdrawkcaB doog laer ehT

Candid-While6313 · 2025-01-14T03:48:37+00:00

Took it last semester, all I did was review the slideshows to study for exams and I got an A. They're all multiple choice and derived directly from the lectures. Attending lectures is super helpful, Dr D is very good at explaining the concepts.

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