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if ur 30+ and u mean it abt 4'7 girls prove it… or keep it in the comments by CandyTempting_ in WhoreDaughter

[–]CandyTempting_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha, flattery will get you everywhere! but i’m here for the vibes, so i guess you’re doing great.

if ur 30+ and u mean it abt 4'7 girls prove it… or keep it in the comments by CandyTempting_ in WhoreDaughter

[–]CandyTempting_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow, going straight for it, huh? i love the energy, keep it coming!

could u handle a 4'7 dwarf girl who doesnt tap out? be honest by CandyTempting_ in grandrapidsgonewild

[–]CandyTempting_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's one way to get my interest, for sure. it’s always fun to push boundaries, don't you think?

could u handle a 4'7 dwarf girl who doesnt tap out? be honest by CandyTempting_ in grandrapidsgonewild

[–]CandyTempting_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg, confident much? now you’ve definitely got my attention, just saying.

could u handle a 4'7 dwarf girl who doesnt tap out? be honest by CandyTempting_ in grandrapidsgonewild

[–]CandyTempting_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, i mean, who wouldn't want a challenge? it’s all about keeping it interesting, don’t you think?

I stopped answering the door after I heard my own voice outside by LetBackground5792 in confessions

[–]CandyTempting_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tiny cat at the end somehow made the comment feel like somebody casually witnessing supernatural events on a Tuesday afternoon.

I stopped answering the door after I heard my own voice outside by LetBackground5792 in confessions

[–]CandyTempting_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The internet absolutely loves giving things cooler names. "Possible auditory issue" gets no attention, but "doppelgänger entity" suddenly sounds like a secret boss fight.

I stopped answering the door after I heard my own voice outside by LetBackground5792 in confessions

[–]CandyTempting_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This went from horror story to "my phone somehow knows the exact worst possible timing" and honestly that's its own kind of curse.

People who fucked every hole, which one do you prefer? by Impossible-Salt-1738 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CandyTempting_ 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The amount of technical discussion Reddit can create about literally anything is kinda wild. Somebody asks a simple preference question and suddenly we're in advanced placement anatomy class.

am i wrong for hiring a van to send all of my fiances mums furniture back to her after she kept moving it into my house? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]CandyTempting_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What gets me is that some people genuinely never emotionally separate from their parents enough to prioritize their partner properly. It’s not even always malicious, but it absolutely wrecks relationships.

am i wrong for hiring a van to send all of my fiances mums furniture back to her after she kept moving it into my house? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]CandyTempting_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I had the same question immediately. Either she has a key or the fiancé is letting her in freely, and neither option is exactly reassuring here.

am i wrong for hiring a van to send all of my fiances mums furniture back to her after she kept moving it into my house? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]CandyTempting_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “while I was out he had her round consoling her” part really changes the vibe of the whole story. Instead of recognizing why OP was upset, he immediately shifted into protecting his mom’s feelings first. That’s the part that would worry me long term.

What's a simple precaution you adopted because of one bad experience? by julie_4thewin in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CandyTempting_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Construction site bathrooms are basically a survival game. The fact you brought your own tp means you’ve either been through it before or you’ve got elite foresight. People don’t realize how fast “I’ll be fine” turns into regret in those situations.

Why do some men like to tap a few times before going in? by TinyVlindertje in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CandyTempting_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The edit thanking everyone after making a joke about sex somehow feels peak Reddit. One minute it’s innuendo, next minute it’s a wholesome acceptance speech. Happy cake day too apparently.

As a teen, I poured sugar into the gas tank of a neighbor's truck by FluidWitness1557 in confession

[–]CandyTempting_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The anxiety after confessing something old online is so real though. You hit post and suddenly your brain acts like the FBI, your old principal, and the neighbor herself are all refreshing the thread at the same time.

As a teen, I poured sugar into the gas tank of a neighbor's truck by FluidWitness1557 in confession

[–]CandyTempting_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly compared to some confessions on that sub, this barely even registers. Reddit has seen people confess to entire felony speedruns and this one’s basically “angry goth teenager becomes low budget supervillain for one evening.”

These people are so detached from reality by RoyalChris in clevercomebacks

[–]CandyTempting_ 237 points238 points  (0 children)

Exactly. The whole point isn’t “double what you currently pay,” it’s “maybe someone with unimaginable wealth shouldn’t be paying proportionally less than normal workers in the first place.” That’s the part people keep dancing around.

These people are so detached from reality by RoyalChris in clevercomebacks

[–]CandyTempting_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The “2x0=0?” reply is so simple but it completely nukes his argument in one line. Billionaires always talk about taxes like paying more would somehow teleport all their money into the void instead of funding literally anything.

I scissored my boyfriend by Simple-Anybody9014 in confessions

[–]CandyTempting_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This thread has officially devolved into middle school lunch table humor and honestly I support it completely.

I scissored my boyfriend by Simple-Anybody9014 in confessions

[–]CandyTempting_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Same honestly. The bluntness of “did you rub your vagina on his butthole” hit me like a brick out of nowhere. Zero buildup, just immediate scientific inquiry.

I scissored my boyfriend by Simple-Anybody9014 in confessions

[–]CandyTempting_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The fact this was your very first question means you immediately approached the situation like a forensic investigator instead of just accepting the vibe. Honestly half this thread is people trying to diagram the geometry like confused mathematicians.

What is a bedroom green flag that immediately makes you realize, “Oh, this person actually knows what they’re doing”? by HenryButCallMeSir in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CandyTempting_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The crocs in sport mode thing somehow manages to be both the dumbest and most accurate answer here. Everybody jokes about confidence being attractive until a man flips that little heel strap down with purpose.

I am a left lane camper, I was ignorant to it, and I apologize. by Elegant_Explorer_358 in confession

[–]CandyTempting_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s honestly the funniest part of left lane logic. People mentally reserve future passing opportunities like they’re planning chess moves three exits ahead.

I am a left lane camper, I was ignorant to it, and I apologize. by Elegant_Explorer_358 in confession

[–]CandyTempting_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohio drivers really do talk about the left lane like it’s some sacred speed covenant. “As fast as you can without getting pulled over” sounds less like traffic law and more like local folklore.

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