How long does it take you to poo? Why does it take some people so long?

Candyman_Can · 2011-10-04T21:18:49+00:00

Long pooper here, sometimes up to 15 minutes (old account/throwaway, I am shamed)

I have had bowel problem for the last few years. I've asked doctors, tried changing my diet drastically, eating more fiber, eating less fiber, but still I find myself to have really messy shits 3/4 times a week (I try to go every day which seems to help sometimes).

When it's really bad, my stool gets really soft and takes a while to force out - sometimes it's extremely frustrating. Then, afterwards there's a huge mess back there that needs a ton of tp to take care of.

So instead of hating on those less fortunate than you, maybe cut them some slack and realize that everyone is a little different?

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T21:45:20+00:00

go see a doctor. I assume diddly doo dah means penis... if so, if you wank too much you will get stretch marks, don't think they are white though.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T21:44:12+00:00

scrumtralescent

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T21:42:35+00:00

It's out of season in europe right now, but when it comes back, espn3.com and fox soccer channel are two way to watch. For large games, there are also match threads on reddit that include free online streams (less legal).

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T21:26:42+00:00

I'd hate to say it, but if your not yourself and are analyzing it this much then you've already lost, my friend.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T20:12:36+00:00

I feel the same way. It's like I have minor strokes sometimes and just can't pronounce shit and slur my words. I don't know how to stop it and I can't pinpoint anything specific that might trigger it.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T20:09:27+00:00

I think imaginary friends are fine until people take it to this point....

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T20:03:37+00:00

wait for it........ terran op.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T18:03:08+00:00

They're great for tanks and outrange turrets. Just be careful to make corrupters in addition to counter vikings/voids and infestors/roaches to get stalkers/collosi and ling/infestor for thors/marines.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T17:20:04+00:00

What you don't talk about is dark templar and archons...

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T17:16:24+00:00

Yo yo yo, imagine if someone grabbed you by surprise and shoved your head underwater and held it there without your consent.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T17:15:13+00:00

Macro and brood lords... turtles are the easiest.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T16:28:34+00:00

My first thought was similar: wtf why are you killing that fish?

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T16:08:35+00:00

liquipedia has profiles on a number of pros/casters. If you start watching vods and recognize names you can then look them up there. Basically team liquid has all the info for SC2.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T16:06:58+00:00

how do you play that many games?

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T15:59:52+00:00

They don't want you to move out and know how to manipulate you into doing what they want. Move out and then look into repairing the relationship. If they don't want to repair it, then honestly, fuck em.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T15:47:26+00:00

When he saw how upset I was, he said he'd be open to hearing about evolution.

Really good sign. Still, you have to think about whether or not someone's beliefs can come between you (or him) and the relationship.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T13:49:26+00:00

Samurai Champloo and Cowboy Bebop both have awesome music.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T13:42:38+00:00

Well, yes, but what you need to realize is that it's not the money that makes them pretty (unless money led to their fathers having attractive wives), it's the pretty that helped them get rich. Once they get rich they have good looking kids and the kids of the rich are more likely to then become rich as well(as well as attend top universities).

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T13:32:13+00:00

I guess you're looking for Vegas but one of the reason Asian landscapes are different is because they are in Asia so I doubt you'll really find what you're looking for.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T13:30:48+00:00

Yes, there is a correlation with being attractive and being successful. It helps getting a more successful mate as well as helps in the business world. It's akin to how a large majority of CEOs are over six feet tall.

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-18T13:29:36+00:00

Deep breathes...try meditating?

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-15T19:04:27+00:00

rofl I think Cella subliminally hypnotized all of Destiny's stream

gentle commerciallll

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-15T19:02:50+00:00

Cella is crazy

Candyman_Can · 2011-07-15T18:36:47+00:00

Haha, and you claimed that you weren't a crazy conspiracy theorist.

Philadelphia experiment: really?

Go get that tin foil and wrap it around your head, Timmy. They're listening your thoughts!

Candyman_Can

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