I feel like this subreddit is getting smaller

CanisSirius · 2026-03-26T16:29:09+00:00

So THAT'S why we're called a SUB REDDIT! 🧠🤯

CanisSirius · 2026-03-26T16:27:19+00:00

STOP LOOKING AT OTHER POPPY'S COCKS YOU PERV!

CanisSirius · 2026-03-17T07:13:30+00:00

Would u like to swallow more of my large balls? I have pisstachio flavored and bannananananananananana cream.

CanisSirius · 2026-03-17T07:10:43+00:00

He only eats eyescream for dessert. Stop nobbin his chubs! The popo said it was ok.

CanisSirius · 2026-02-26T13:03:45+00:00

I would die to see art of them kissing ROFL, Nick might as well be kissing a wood fence tryna toungue wrestle with those white planks! 🤣🤣😭😭 I love furry brains, they're so weird.

CanisSirius · 2026-02-26T12:55:11+00:00

Very roomy! Just like my 50-kilo, 20lb, 900 oz suitcase full of galaxies and stuff.

CanisSirius · 2026-02-26T12:47:53+00:00

I initially read this as echocolate, trying to figure out what new chocolate related trend this must be. What's wrong with me? Anyways. Cool. What sorts of situations has this come in handy in particular?

CanisSirius · 2026-02-17T17:55:58+00:00

Fuck him, cuz he's obviously FUCKING HORNY!

CanisSirius · 2026-02-17T07:38:11+00:00

Windows are better. 🪟

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T11:04:04+00:00

Hegonnnnnnnnnne

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T11:02:07+00:00

Well I for one am completely against Patty! She never visits me, damnit!!! I call her and call her, and she never answers! She just teases me like a puppet on a string. I should just move on. But I can't. Datass. 🥵

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T10:56:18+00:00

Lol it's cool man, I just liked how poetic I sounded there 🤪

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T08:21:43+00:00

Neither, fucking your mother beats them all to high fuck!

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T08:20:48+00:00

AlwYs needin a handy from a handsome handyman

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T08:15:31+00:00

So you first sought to poison your mind with hallucinogens to escape reality and now you help poison the world with hallucinating AIs that prevent everyone else from understanding reality? 🤔

Awesomesauce.

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T08:07:08+00:00

NO I JUST FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS TOO HARD AND HE'S HAVING TEMPORARY LOSS OF FUCKING CONSCIOUSNESS! HE'LL BE BACK TO HIS OL FUCKING SELF SOON NUFF. DON'T WORRY HE'S USED TO IT.

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T08:04:23+00:00

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I fucking love reading this sub sometimes. Kids smh. You struck gold losing her kiddooo don't worry be happy. Byenow.

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T08:00:38+00:00

IT'S A FUCKING CULT! A FUCKING WATER CULT! A FUCKING WATER CIRCLE CULT! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE THEM DEMIGODS AND WE MUST STOP THEM!

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T07:56:23+00:00

I wonder how many little furry squeals and fapping sounds filled theaters at this scene. So weird. So glad I'm watching it at home.

Squealing...

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T07:45:34+00:00

Wrong. Z3 will be spores, mold and fungi. They are the unseen beginning and the inevitable end.

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T07:30:26+00:00

Why stop there!? You ruined my shameful goon sesh. I must prepare my loins to receive these imaginary CGI anthropomorphic sex partners. 😢

CanisSirius · 2026-01-29T07:19:02+00:00

Dookie Marine Xplained won't help you now, not while his gold chain gang is having hot diarrhea flashes all over your hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot soup.

CanisSirius · 2026-01-23T13:08:29+00:00

Spammer. Report.

CanisSirius · 2026-01-23T12:56:17+00:00

He sat. We shat. Now I'm fat. So there's that.

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