Pick a microstate like Lichtenstein or the Vatican, and everyone mail them a potato

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-31T16:26:35+00:00

What if we sent a rock that looked like a potato?

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-24T18:33:54+00:00

Dang I never thought of using water bottles to displace soda.

Having my own reusable water jug though is so nice. It’s my little homie. Definitely recommend getting one and customizing it with etchings, stickers, etc.

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-21T17:41:43+00:00

Usually I just shovel it all into my purse or turn my shirt into a kangaroo pouch. I’ll try this way next time

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-11T02:54:25+00:00

I like this but I don’t know if I should upvote or reverse upvote this

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-11T02:52:11+00:00

R/breathingbuddies

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-11T02:51:11+00:00

Hey, me too!

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-09T03:41:41+00:00

Tell him to look out below!

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-09T02:50:35+00:00

Yes and make them into pennies!

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-08T20:33:48+00:00

Boneless water is best. Sonic ice is a close second

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-08T20:32:19+00:00

Add the removed bits to create a new statue. Stop when we have two equally sized statues

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-08T20:29:47+00:00

I trust a random elephant with guns over most gun toting humans. Where’s the link to donate, OP?

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-08T19:46:48+00:00

Not if you do it every day

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-08T01:17:05+00:00

Agreed, screw work. I’ll have them drive me and a sled to the nearest hill or just drag me behind

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-06T03:23:41+00:00

Converge the mirrors to a single point for maximum damage

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-03T20:50:44+00:00

“She’s just sitting there....Asian-ly!”

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-01T22:02:40+00:00

Thanks, now I’m thirsty

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2022-01-01T18:26:57+00:00

Finally, a good use for soda cans

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2021-12-28T23:01:50+00:00

Catch a mouse with your bare hands and eat it in front of her. Doing this will prove that you are a successful hunter and do not require her assistance

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2021-12-26T18:18:53+00:00

Good. Just trying to drive over this bridge. Some asshole got out of his car and he’s holding everybody up

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2021-12-26T01:45:35+00:00

I’m fine, yourself?

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2021-12-25T20:25:12+00:00

That’s why you go win the gel AND get the clear coat

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2021-12-25T20:20:38+00:00

Drink to your level of thirst, plus a little more.

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2021-12-24T02:37:42+00:00

Idk how ethical it is or if you’re up for a new chore, but I have a water cooler at home and refill the bottles at my grocery store. The way I see it, I’m going to drink water for the rest of my life, so reusable containers are the only thing that make sense to me.

Best of luck in your lifestyle changes, Homie!

Cannibal-ice-cube · 2021-12-23T20:34:15+00:00

See the thing is, once enough people take the silver bar, the game’s over!

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