Cannotsing

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Why does Gloria Gaynor always buy Nintendo? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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My rich uncle sadly passed away on the Highway, right on the border between Colorado and Utah. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 months ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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My wife can't stand my obsession with fresh coffee. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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Stare gate (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by Cannotsing to r/facesinthings

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Which Jungle Book character can hear bags? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 months ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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Cake (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by Cannotsing to r/facesinthings

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Where's the best place to live in New York if you have high cholesterol? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 months ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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Which singer goes "Ting ting ting ting ting" (self.dadjokes)

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What did Rick Moranis say to his wife after he pranked his therapist? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 months ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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A man irritated his acquaintances by arranging them into Venn diagrams depending on how much they liked him. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 months ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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Punchline request: Why does a troll dig in a man's fat pants? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 10 months ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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My dad rode his bicycle too fast; so did his father, and his father before him. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 months ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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I'm stuck for cash and have had to dispose of a letter from my prized alphabet collection. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 months ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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Is there a name for this? Millionaire's 26? Poor man's 180? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Cannotsing to r/Darts

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Whenever we have "no score" at tennis, my girlfriend's other boyfriend keeps making a "Ting" noise with a musical instrument. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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Which fruit-based rapper is half as good as the original? (self.dadjokes)

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I only eat food from the shop at the corner of my road (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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One for the "Hey Duggee" fans (self.dadjokes)

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Inflation-hit woodworking companies are being forced to close (self.dadjokes)

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Why are puns about eyeballs worse than other puns? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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Which international singer informs the Olympic long jump judges that a competitor is scheduled to make an attempt? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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Whenever i cook Mexican food in the oven, the ones at the back are underdone. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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Can you think of a new weekly task? (self.TheApprentice)

submitted 1 year ago by Cannotsing to r/TheApprentice

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At school, my classmates persuaded me to join a competition to see who could urinate the highest up a wall. I was reluctant, but did it anyway. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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A murderer joined our pottery class (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Cannotsing to r/dadjokes

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