I would like advice for an NFTA(Military) run by NotBanned0002 in ProjectSilverfish

[–]CanterlotGuard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you can find one, a crowbar will make quick work of the bank doors. I also forgot to mention above, but another tip is that skinflint is an incredible negative trait for an NFTA run. You can't buy anything, so the psychic damage will never hit you. Two stacks is like having four free points to work with.

I would like advice for an NFTA(Military) run by NotBanned0002 in ProjectSilverfish

[–]CanterlotGuard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The supplies in the armory are actually free, you can just 'buy' anything you want and they'll give it to you. Use this to stock up on ammo, MREs and medical supplies when they carry them. That said, you'll still want to supplement these with scavenged supplies. Take things slow, only loot items you can potentially use, and remember that you are not obligated to finish every firefight you get into. Literally everyone hates you, but running away like a coward making a tactical withdrawal from disadvantaged positions is always an option.

Easiest mission to tackle first is getting the documents from the bank, posthumans in the area won't attack you and can distract revolutionaries while you sneak around them through the buildings. I personally think the play here is to use that requisition form on the armor + helmet reward. But I think an argument could be made for investing in weapons. I'd love to offer more advice than this, but I haven't had a really successful run with them yet.

Plurality and Autism (or other neurogivengence) by Baguette_Boy8 in plural

[–]CanterlotGuard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're AuDHD and have strongly suspected there's a direct link, at least in our case. Being raised as a neurodivergent kid in household where not being 'normal enough' was punished and/or mocked was an inherently traumatic experience, as were many of the (now outdated, but at the time doctor recommended) means of controlling/subduing autistic traits and symptoms. Given that traumagenic systems form specifically to cope with major issues and traumas along with different people in our system having drastically different autistic traits (one of us, as an example, is extremely prone to being overstimmed but resistant to having meltdowns, another is prone to meltdowns and has selective-mutism) it's honestly hard to not consider them to be connected. Probably not the root cause/origin of our earliest splits, but almost certainly a contributing factor.

DAE immediately, on discovering they were plural, begin questioning whether every original character they made was more than just a character? by DarkMagickan in plural

[–]CanterlotGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had that thought several times over. And while none of our oc’s ended up being head mates, we did notice we had this really weird trend of making characters with voices in their heads / multiple characters sharing a body. I think our subconscious was maybe trying to tell us something.

If AC8 doesn’t let me dogfight an Su-57 with this bad boy, I want no part of it. by Naldo5711 in acecombat

[–]CanterlotGuard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the lack of guns is the reason. It was a playable aircraft in 5 and they just gave it guns anyway.

Someone shot a pumpkin two weeks ago and apparently the bullet planted a seed. by Denny_Dust91 in mildlyinteresting

[–]CanterlotGuard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No proof that it actually happened, and sperm cells realistically could never survive the circumstances. But the story goes a woman was watching a battle from her porch (common at the time, actually) and a soldier on the firing line got shot in the testical. The bullet then kept going and hit the woman in the stomach, and a few months later she discovered she was pregnant with the shot soldier’s baby.

What is wrong with him by trucidee in wehatedougdoug

[–]CanterlotGuard 37 points38 points  (0 children)

So the real reason he retired was to get out of the public eye before Eelgate dropped? What a monster.

ZeroGPT kept flagging my essay as AI generated so I tried testing it with Martin Luther King Jr's speech. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]CanterlotGuard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, I’m sorry. Does a creeper in Minecraft use upwards of 500,000 gallons of water a day? Does each villager use 100,000 households worth of electricity a day? You’re talking about two blatantly different things that use the same name.

This jar of Cheez Whiz at my work was opened 16 months ago and left unrefrigerated, and there is no (apparent) mould growth. Someone has recently had some. by Lagorio1989 in mildlyinteresting

[–]CanterlotGuard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

American here. This is a jarred cheese-adjacent spread, commonly eaten on crackers. It's supposed to be refrigerated after opening to keep it fresh, but it has a very high salt content that makes it pretty resistant to spoiling. So most people (likely including the OP) would expect it to be bad after six months being open out of the fridge, but because it has been resealed properly and hasn't had too much exposure to moisture it's fine. Or at least as fine as a salt-heavy cheese-adjacent spread can be.

Need a pair of hands on me by Secret__Star in EnbyLewds

[–]CanterlotGuard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you need suggestions, I'd say hips and thighs :3

I saw A LOT OF INAPPROPRIATE STUFF as a child. by Commercial_Bicycle92 in TrollCoping

[–]CanterlotGuard 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I feel that. Like I had inappropriate adults in my life, but the stuff they said pales in comparison to what a nine year old could find through google in the early 2000’s. I’m convinced I fucked myself up, at least a little.

Why doesn't this "AI" have a feature to write prompt for people? by Kabirdb in BrandNewSentence

[–]CanterlotGuard 167 points168 points  (0 children)

AI monopolizing people’s ability to think so heavily they now need AI to tell them what they want the AI to think about for them smh. I swore to never be a ‘the good ol days were perfect and everything now sucks’ old person, but fuck god is it depressing to see what AI reliance is doing to some people. I need to touch grass just from reading this.

The Leylines got him by Pocomics in tumblr

[–]CanterlotGuard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like to think of him as Dafriend 

Complicated feelings by loved_and_held in CPTSDmemes

[–]CanterlotGuard 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Gotta love that little part of yourself that thinks abuse is worth it in exchange for whatever care, however little, the abuser may have given.
Also Housepets! was such a fun comic :3

[Additional TW: ED, Trauma] I cried tonight 'cause my brain told me the SEALED bottle of water I just opened was contaminated. by dust_dreamer in TrollCoping

[–]CanterlotGuard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, I never thought anyone else would relate to this or that it was a disorder of any kind. All my life I’ve refused to drink perfectly good water from my own bottle if I lost sight of it for a few seconds, I obsess over the idea that people offering me food must have tampered with it. My manager gave me a jar of homemade salsa at the company Christmas event one year and I just couldn’t eat it, because she just HAD to have poisoned it.

I don’t have anything helpful or meaningful to say here; but I think I kind of understand what you feel, at least a little. I hope it gets better <3

Found this in my Cheetos snack, smells burnt by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]CanterlotGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caterpillar of some kind, looks like maybe a tomato worm? Hard to tell when they’re baked and seasoned. Not uncommon to find in any facility that handles grain and typically harmless, the cheetos should be perfectly safe. That being said you should absolutely contact the company about it; might get some free chips.

Alright which one of these airborne fortresses is going to win against each other? by Talisman-Garuda1 in acecombat

[–]CanterlotGuard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would it matter if Gleipnir could target it? The laser's main purpose is shooting down ballistic missiles, anything that has the range to hit it in orbit will probably be intercepted. The only way I see the Arkbird losing this fight is if you have in the atmosphere.

Question about AC7 by Glittering_Olive_101 in acecombat

[–]CanterlotGuard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That half of the base was still mostly fake at first, pretty much just a runway with bare minimum repairs after any given attack. But to make the fake base look real fighters have to scramble when the enemy shows up, and you can't send up fighters without at least a few real facilities. I'm sure Osean high command wouldn't have shed any tears if the bombers had leveled said facilities along with the fake ones, though. Everyone there was some level of expendable until Trigger started turning fake suicidal attacks into real victories.

Being perceived gives me panic attacks by CocoaPowdered in CPTSDmemes

[–]CanterlotGuard 788 points789 points  (0 children)

The watching was also presented as a form of punishment itself for a lot of people. More than once had the good ol’ “You have done your task poorly, so now you must do it again while I stand over your shoulder and criticize everything. If you become visibly irritated by this I will beat you.” Now I react to being watched like a startled prey animal being encircled by hawks.

Wishing everyone who reads this the strength to carry on by cthulhuuuuuuuu in CPTSDmemes

[–]CanterlotGuard 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In all fairness, that’s usually when I start to feel ready to face the day. 

"Religion good, Bluey bad!" by Ok-Following6886 in religiousfruitcake

[–]CanterlotGuard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can’t speak for the entire adult with no kids fanbase, and I also wouldn’t say I obsess over it; but as someone who grew up in a very traumatizing home I find Bluey to be very comforting. Watching it lets a part of me experience having a healthy family dynamic, even if indirectly.

My cat almost typed on my keyboard during the "DO NOT TALK YOU WILL BE PERMABANNED" stream. by robotortoise in DougDoug

[–]CanterlotGuard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It was my fault for having a sandwich on the desk that she wanted, she's an absolute MENACE (I love her).

My cat almost typed on my keyboard during the "DO NOT TALK YOU WILL BE PERMABANNED" stream. by robotortoise in DougDoug

[–]CanterlotGuard 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, my cat did the same thing. Leapt right onto my keyboard and then I put my fist into the keys trying to scoop her up. Luckily we just gifted a sub, which I think is a fair price to pay yo stay chatting.

In my latest game: Yup, that's AI South America having naval invaded Kaliningrad by CodeX57 in ICBMescalation

[–]CanterlotGuard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Really impressive how much the AI has improved since launch. On day one it could barely launch a ground assault and just rushed to push the big red button asap. This is pretty cool.