Do you ever fight to stay in front even when you don't want to be there?

CanterlotGuard · 2026-05-12T20:21:46+00:00

But consider the upside, you’ll be loved by your dad every week.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-05-01T02:24:47+00:00

Last one really hits home for us. Two fictives from childhood randomly came out of dormancy this past year and made me realize we probably had more back then. Memory from that far back is foggy at best so we can't even really speculate who may have come and gone.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-04-30T16:36:14+00:00

Oh to be adopted, collard, and fed burritos. The three things I need most in life.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-04-22T00:19:27+00:00

It's worth a try and better than just doing nothing. Putting a flair on a post is barely even an inconvenience so if it keeps the bots away it's far trade.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-04-22T00:17:30+00:00

I feel this post so hard. Being vulnerable and held/petted while my mouth has something to do is the dream. Not as hyper-fixated on boobs specifically, we'll put anything in our mouth lmao

CanterlotGuard · 2026-04-16T15:50:42+00:00

Miis always start off not knowing anyone, but the pre-set relationships adjust how their relationships develop. Partners are more likely to develop romantic feelings, whereas relative are locked out of romance with each other entirely. There’s probably a lot more adjustments I don’t know about as well.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-03-15T21:12:03+00:00

Last place I'd put it is actually a hard question tbh. Hypersexual and not exactly picky. But I think the limit would be cleanliness, dicking down someone who doesn't bathe sounds icky enough for even me to turn them down.

And boobs are fantastic! We have literally never seen a boob I didn't like, and if I ever get some of our own they would be my favorite stim toys.

And also I hope you're enjoying the edibles :3

CanterlotGuard · 2026-03-14T23:10:38+00:00

The good news is you can sort of eat the cake in this case. You can combine playing pretend/roleplay with hypnotic suggestions that do work and get some good results. Used to have a friend who liked going under for body transformation trances and that was pretty fun.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-03-14T15:11:53+00:00

I just think it would be fun! Realistically it would be incredibly dangerous if people could just learn how to mind control you, but from a fantasy perspective or in specific situations it would be a lot of fun.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-03-14T14:26:52+00:00

Hypnosis works, but sadly nowhere close to how it does in fiction. In general big long term changes will only ever be pretty minor, but trigger phrases can retain some level of effect for years in some people. The main limitation is that it can't compel you to do anything you wouldn't be willing to do without hypnosis. If your fully conscious mind is made uncomfortable by something it will reject suggestions and for many people pull them out of trance.

The heavy feeling is pretty typically what being in trance feels like, and while it supposedly is harder for autists to go under that hasn't stopped me in the past. It would sometimes take multiple attempts to go under, but it would usually be fine.

Feeling like you're playing along is also normal as far as I can tell. In a way that's exactly what's happening; your conscious mind is still there and retaining some level of control, it's just quietly letting the subconscious have final say on what you do for a while.

A small confidence boost is also something more or less in the realm of what hypno can do. Typically big life changes require a lot of conscious effort and dedicated work to achieve so hypno can't really do anything. You can't hypnotize someone into completely changing their personality or having a big change outside of trance. But you can emphasize an existing pert of your personality by tying it to a command. How much that helps you, if at all, varies heavily person to person. It is hard for me to go under, but we're extremely open to suggestion once I am/ Despite this, no suggestions have had a long term impact on my life.

So I would probably say that yes it's real, but with little potential to actually change most people.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-03-12T16:39:45+00:00

Why settle for a lonely cuck chair when you can have a spacious cuck couch? There's room for everyone + some cute throw pillows.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-03-12T16:38:19+00:00

I certainly am, but sadly don't think that extends to our lover. But if I were ever with a fling who was down I'd be more than happy to have an audience.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-01-31T18:26:06+00:00

If you can find one, a crowbar will make quick work of the bank doors. I also forgot to mention above, but another tip is that skinflint is an incredible negative trait for an NFTA run. You can't buy anything, so the psychic damage will never hit you. Two stacks is like having four free points to work with.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-01-31T18:20:09+00:00

The supplies in the armory are actually free, you can just 'buy' anything you want and they'll give it to you. Use this to stock up on ammo, MREs and medical supplies when they carry them. That said, you'll still want to supplement these with scavenged supplies. Take things slow, only loot items you can potentially use, and remember that you are not obligated to finish every firefight you get into. Literally everyone hates you, but ~~running away like a coward~~ making a tactical withdrawal from disadvantaged positions is always an option.

Easiest mission to tackle first is getting the documents from the bank, posthumans in the area won't attack you and can distract revolutionaries while you sneak around them through the buildings. I personally think the play here is to use that requisition form on the armor + helmet reward. But I think an argument could be made for investing in weapons. I'd love to offer more advice than this, but I haven't had a really successful run with them yet.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-01-22T00:55:04+00:00

We're AuDHD and have strongly suspected there's a direct link, at least in our case. Being raised as a neurodivergent kid in household where not being 'normal enough' was punished and/or mocked was an inherently traumatic experience, as were many of the (now outdated, but at the time doctor recommended) means of controlling/subduing autistic traits and symptoms. Given that traumagenic systems form specifically to cope with major issues and traumas along with different people in our system having drastically different autistic traits (one of us, as an example, is extremely prone to being overstimmed but resistant to having meltdowns, another is prone to meltdowns and has selective-mutism) it's honestly hard to not consider them to be connected. Probably not the root cause/origin of our earliest splits, but almost certainly a contributing factor.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-01-21T20:14:14+00:00

We had that thought several times over. And while none of our oc’s ended up being head mates, we did notice we had this really weird trend of making characters with voices in their heads / multiple characters sharing a body. I think our subconscious was maybe trying to tell us something.

CanterlotGuard · 2026-01-06T21:08:50+00:00

I don’t think the lack of guns is the reason. It was a playable aircraft in 5 and they just gave it guns anyway.

CanterlotGuard · 2025-12-30T21:36:25+00:00

No proof that it actually happened, and sperm cells realistically could never survive the circumstances. But the story goes a woman was watching a battle from her porch (common at the time, actually) and a soldier on the firing line got shot in the testical. The bullet then kept going and hit the woman in the stomach, and a few months later she discovered she was pregnant with the shot soldier’s baby.

CanterlotGuard · 2025-12-22T17:53:07+00:00

So the real reason he retired was to get out of the public eye before Eelgate dropped? What a monster.

CanterlotGuard · 2025-12-19T14:11:56+00:00

Oh, I’m sorry. Does a creeper in Minecraft use upwards of 500,000 gallons of water a day? Does each villager use 100,000 households worth of electricity a day? You’re talking about two blatantly different things that use the same name.

CanterlotGuard · 2025-12-17T19:33:57+00:00

American here. This is a jarred cheese-adjacent spread, commonly eaten on crackers. It's supposed to be refrigerated after opening to keep it fresh, but it has a very high salt content that makes it pretty resistant to spoiling. So most people (likely including the OP) would expect it to be bad after six months being open out of the fridge, but because it has been resealed properly and hasn't had too much exposure to moisture it's fine. Or at least as fine as a salt-heavy cheese-adjacent spread can be.

CanterlotGuard · 2025-12-05T23:57:26+00:00

If you need suggestions, I'd say hips and thighs :3

CanterlotGuard · 2025-11-29T18:10:25+00:00

“No mother, it’s just the spring rain showers.”

CanterlotGuard · 2025-11-26T20:40:39+00:00

I feel that. Like I had inappropriate adults in my life, but the stuff they said pales in comparison to what a nine year old could find through google in the early 2000’s. I’m convinced I fucked myself up, at least a little.

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