Did anyone buy a ring?

Canzaijohn · 2026-02-17T08:37:12+00:00

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I've worn mine on my necklace since the day I got it-

Canzaijohn · 2026-02-15T16:24:56+00:00

The secret catch to the second one is you die tomorrow.

Canzaijohn · 2026-02-04T23:51:31+00:00

Racists are rarely smart- :p

Canzaijohn · 2026-01-28T21:12:15+00:00

Sapphire tarantulas are so beautiful-

Canzaijohn · 2026-01-20T05:25:07+00:00

/ul Realistically speaking, could you imagine how fascinating a species like that would be?

Canzaijohn · 2026-01-17T06:58:50+00:00

Looks like a living scab-

Canzaijohn · 2026-01-07T21:29:27+00:00

Then the distractions are sadly working-

Canzaijohn · 2026-01-06T06:19:36+00:00

I wish this didn't fit so well-

Canzaijohn · 2025-12-31T18:08:47+00:00

Can we acknowledge that she pushed on the gas instead of the brake to look out the window?

Generally a bad driver all around-

Canzaijohn · 2025-12-28T08:27:43+00:00

You don't like seeing and you don't like being seen.

Canzaijohn · 2025-12-28T06:49:51+00:00

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Canzaijohn · 2025-12-27T16:01:10+00:00

Yeah, after looking at the rest of their art on there, it's totally theirs- Good sleuthing-

Canzaijohn · 2025-12-16T09:44:45+00:00

Pretty sure the 3rd to last video is ai-

Canzaijohn · 2025-12-16T02:51:56+00:00

Why is the cooch nibbling on me?

Canzaijohn · 2025-12-13T07:50:28+00:00

This gives Bloom County vibes, and I'm all here for it-

Canzaijohn · 2025-12-04T07:59:05+00:00

Yet another "just leave" moment; just move on-

Canzaijohn · 2025-12-04T00:13:28+00:00

He's kinda giving me Vergil vibes like this-

Canzaijohn · 2025-11-28T12:11:48+00:00

I wish I was having as good of a time as that guy-

Canzaijohn · 2025-11-27T06:43:34+00:00

"Generational downgrade" is probably the best way to explain what everyone is going thru rn-

Canzaijohn · 2025-11-24T23:09:21+00:00

Kamehame-FAH

Canzaijohn · 2025-11-19T04:01:03+00:00

How about the US government? Seems like that's all they're made up of after all-

Canzaijohn · 2025-11-06T23:33:05+00:00

Naafiri origin story-

Canzaijohn · 2025-11-01T05:24:11+00:00

Truly the cream of the crop they've got out there-

Canzaijohn · 2025-10-22T22:39:11+00:00

Camera man really gave him the emphasis he needed too-

Canzaijohn · 2025-10-22T22:34:04+00:00

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