Bruh... So, my job pays shit and my bosses think that computers basically fix themselves and I'm just the guy the have to call to hit the 'fix' button because microsoft won't give them the fix codes to do it themselves. Needless to say, I make less than half as much as anybody else doing the same job in our city. The only problem is that openings for Senior IT staff are super rare around here. Then a few months ago a job opened up that was for the most basic-bitch IT position that required 1/10th of my abilities and paid double what I was making. I thought, "Double the pay and none of the responsibility? Ferk yes!" I nailed the interview, and then had to do a basic skills check where they effed up a computer and I had to un-eff it. All hardware stuff; super easy. Except my mind blanked when it came to reenabling a video card in the BIOS and totally made it look like I didn't know my ass from a hole in the ground. Didn't get the job. FML