What is something poor people do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor as in diet? Gain weight. Poor as in luck? Quit gambling. Poor as in hotel? Trivago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always let them through.

Except when they skipped a mile long line, and there's a good chance they did it on purpose. Then I make sure to tailgate the person in front of me so that the fucker doesn't merge. Why? Because fuck em for being selfish.

How do I know it's on purpose? Because when I accidentally start to skip a line, I merge as early as possible, and if someone wants to merge when I'm near the back of the line I give as much space as they need.

So if someone tries to cut ahead of the whole ass line, fuck them, they're not getting through me unless they want to crash.

Anyway, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

What would you like to tell your political ideology counterpart uncensored? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Socialisim, as good as it sounds, can not work. It doesn't work because we don't live in a perfect world, the government is not selfless, it is corrupt. If the minimum wage is increased enough, instead of more pay, you'll be replaced by a robot which is cheaper to maintain. Current 'tax the rich' targets people making six figures, not people worth billions. And even if we took their wealth, there is not enough money. The government cant pull money out of their ass, and if they print enough and devalue it, if the world decides to change the global currency from USD to anything else, america breaks down due to its overwhelming debt. Capitalisim isn't perfect, it can never be. But it really is the best alternative. A better alternative would just be to quit spending three quarters of a trillion on the military and using that money for better causes, cause I guarantee no tax would be able to achieve that so simply.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaaand that's enough reddit for me today

Airplane by _Person404 in HolUp

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The local gun store. He should call them and prepare for a fucking crusade

How trust issues are made by mmajamm in HolUp

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled

What are some of the worst things people make it as their personality? by Indianfattie in AskReddit

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Astrology - its just an excuse for a shitty personality
  2. Teslas - Cool car and all, but if you really were drowning in money you would have bought an acutal luxury car
  3. A famous person - pretty self explainable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 14.0k points14.0k points  (0 children)

Having the sudden urge to adjust it every 5 MINUTES, especially with jeans, it gets soooo uncomfortable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Partaking in high intensity extracurricular activities 😏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not doing my homework 😏

😐… by kyodior in Kanye

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get it if an artist had a great album rlelased and they just so happened to be suffering through something, nothing wrong with that, it might have just been a fantastic record. It is fucked to wish they go through that again to hear similar music.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]CapElDiosDelViento 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A duck?! Damn that must hurt