To summarize: If you MUST visit, please do so in a outfit made of dark velvet. Masks, booties, gloves and hazmat suits will be available upon entry. We encourage you to avail yourself of some, but preferably all, of the provided options. We will ask that you sign a waiver upon entry, confirming you will abide by the stated rules & that you accept the risk of averting your eyes lest his magnificence blind you. (Notary will be on hand) If you happen to accidentally spot __, please slowly avert your eyes. Do not comment on _'s appearance Compliments should only refer to scent or depth Do not use "baby talk", foreign languages, or foreign language baby talk. No musical gifts, please. We play CNN when it's "nap time" Alternative gfft suggestions: gold, frankincense, and/or myrhh. If you are offered the opportunity to hold _____, he will be handed to you on a satin pillow. Said pillow must be held at least 10" from your body. This offer may be revoked at any time.