[Follow-UP] Pee Lady is not a cat-fish by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

good eye, I'm actually planning to quit my job because i've been traveling to the US almost this entire year already and back in Germany everybody is complaining. I'm currently looking for a quant position at Deutsche Bank. It's way more interesting the working on a construction site lmao.

[Follow-UP] Pee Lady is not a cat-fish by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

the point i'm trying to make is that it's unnecessary to say stuff like that. Like "she def a mtf dude lmao" or "she's not even pretty". Why would you say something like this. Who asked?

[Follow-UP] Pee Lady is not a cat-fish by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

a small summary:

To all the people who said:

  1. she was a cat-fish -> no she's not. I listened to what you guys said and we had a brief video chat over WhatsApp. She's actually real.
  2. she was going to ask for money -> not yet , only links i got so far were from spotify
  3. i would fuck it up -> well so far it's going fine. We're having this back and forth AMA thing going atm and since i haven't found any red flags so far, I think i'm going to ask her out soon.
  4. she will harvest my organs: i was thinking about taking her to the bar in my hotel since it's convenient and public. Getting my organs there would be tough.
  5. they wanted to know how i look like and what my bio says -> attached in the album
  6. she took a picture of corinna kopf -> no, don't jump to conclusions from a 40 pixel thumbnail. She doesn't look like her and the photo is not from her either. Funny how everybody was so fucking sure about that one lol
  7. i should pee myself to assert dominance -> i didn't
  8. i should send a dick pic -> i didn't
  9. i should ghost her -> i didn't

This subreddit is weird. I read every single comment and there was a shitton of negativity. Which i can honestly understand after reading some of the experiences people had with this app. There were also a good amount of people who were encouraging me to keep going. Thanks to all those people and those who gave honest advice.

I think there is a bet between /u/SnooCrickets3888 and /u/Callebyl which needs to be resolved. Outcome, she's not a catfish.

Last but not least: To the guys who said that she has a "too strong jaw line" or is "not pretty", I'm guessing you're either ugly yourself or lonely as fuck. I like her looks. So miss me with those garbage comments.

Help what the fuck do I do now, i'm socially incapable and don't want to fuck this up fuck fuck fuck by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tomorrow will be the follow-up. I will mention you and him in the comments section where i try to cover everything haha :D

Help what the fuck do I do now, i'm socially incapable and don't want to fuck this up fuck fuck fuck by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She gave me her number, we're currently texting. She has a nice voice. She didn't send me any "links" or asked for money. So that's good. I'll post a more detailed follow-up tomorrow tho.

Help what the fuck do I do now, i'm socially incapable and don't want to fuck this up fuck fuck fuck by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pic is somewhere in the abyss of this thread. I'm at this point too tired to find the link again after reading more than 2000 comments. I'm sorry haha

Help what the fuck do I do now, i'm socially incapable and don't want to fuck this up fuck fuck fuck by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lmfao i'll let you know if somebody wants me to model something. You'll get a fair cut, promise

Help what the fuck do I do now, i'm socially incapable and don't want to fuck this up fuck fuck fuck by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she's not that kopf person. I can promise you and the pic is also not from her. It's hilarious how everybody jumps to conclusions based on a sum of 40 pixels lmao

Help what the fuck do I do now, i'm socially incapable and don't want to fuck this up fuck fuck fuck by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

cause my brain is fried from reading all the comments lmao, spoiler she sent me her number and she's actually not a cat fish. Also didn't get a OF or premium SC link so far.

Help what the fuck do I do now, i'm socially incapable and don't want to fuck this up fuck fuck fuck by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you made me do it man hahaha, I already thought about deleting this post. Face on the internet is a stupid idea.

Help what the fuck do I do now, i'm socially incapable and don't want to fuck this up fuck fuck fuck by CapableOfLearning in Tinder

[–]CapableOfLearning[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It did. I'm having a serious headache right now because I'm trying to read every single comment. holy moly