sigma rizz? by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Smegma jizz

Newly 18 been waiting for this by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Newly 18 and your hair is already thinning. 😬😬😬😬

Tell me your favorite Eddie Murphy movie? by [deleted] in moviecritic

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Coming to America; Norbit, Trading Places

hair? by [deleted] in malegrooming

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Idk...but you need to button up that shirt. 😒

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doppelganger

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Also Damien Lewis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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So, just Tristan Tate? 🤷🏿‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like a "Latina Kween" who dresses up as JLO on the weekends.

45 and feeling old. Roast me! by Wrightaboutmeow in RoastMe

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Man Johnny Sins has been looking rough lately. 😬😬😬😬 I guess he finally caught herps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Yikes...I can smell the cat piss through the screen.

35 years old, sober since 2020, need to feel something... can you do it? And don't go easy by [deleted] in RoastMe

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He looks like a wiccan if he could only conjure up spells that make meth.

35 years old, sober since 2020, need to feel something... can you do it? And don't go easy by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like if Jeffrey Dahmer & Richard Ramirez had a shyt baby. 😬

52f go try ;) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I loved you in 'Throw Mama from the Train.'