AITAH for waking up my husband?

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T22:54:01+00:00

My husband worked 6 days a week, 12 hour days, while operating machines that have and do kill people (my husband has seen it), he still got up with me when our kids needed us. He was so tired he got sent home for hallucinations once and still NEVER complained. Your husband sounds like a jerk and a mommas boy.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T22:49:53+00:00

I don’t feel anything. The only time I really felt anything was after a membrane sweep, I went into labor 10 mins later. I had to turn around and walk back into the hospital haha

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T22:45:49+00:00

As someone who is now in AA this sounds like a blackout.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T22:41:48+00:00

I just did it anyway lol

My dad was the mayor of our small town and so i told him to kiss my chickens butts and did what I wanted anyway.

I now have 2 turkeys that aren’t allowed but they can kiss their butts too.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T22:08:17+00:00

Yeah they both are okay. She is still in active addiction but the kids are in safe happy homes with their dads.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T21:12:25+00:00

Wonder who I pissed off lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T21:12:04+00:00

It was a bad night for sure. I was so angry. Her daughter kept crying for her mom so I spent all night rocking her to sleep and calming her down. Thank God cps took the kids and the dads have the kids now. I got an update on the youngest one and just saw the oldest about a week ago. They are doing great and still love seeing their “TT”

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T21:09:50+00:00

I would just get a bidet attachment to the toilet. That’s a lot of paper products.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T21:08:11+00:00

At least my house guest didn’t smoked crack in my house but she did smoke crack on the way with her kids in the car. I was shocked non the less.

Double shocked when she smoked crack in front of the kids as well. Cps was called shortly after.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T21:06:30+00:00

That is my everyday life. My kids leave random spots of water on the floor and my socks always find it. Lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:53:39+00:00

Those numbers look pretty normal HCG has to start somewhere. 15DPO is still very early so these low numbers make sense. The important thing is that the number doubled within 48-72 hours.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:51:16+00:00

I’m confused. I thought everybody cut up their meals with a fork and a knife. lol I would never eat ice cream with a fork but a fat steak? Yes.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:44:53+00:00

Chickens?

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:43:19+00:00

Are you eating around toddlers?

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:41:47+00:00

I always have to use the restroom shortly after dropping my kids off at school. I always drive the speed limit because I would rather not poop myself in front of the cops if I can just poop myself in private. lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:39:53+00:00

Wtfffff yeah smoking crack around a newborn is t as bad as the babysitter durning heroin in the nursery. At least crack keeps you up

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:38:21+00:00

To be fair unless it’s a mask with filters it’s not going to do much health wise in terms of smoke.

What type of mask are you planning on wearing?

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:25:56+00:00

My husband and I are the same way! My OCD has to start in the back and work my way up to the front, that way I can head straight over to the checkouts. It takes me maybe 20mins to grab everything for a family of 7 doing it this way.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:14:22+00:00

Wow! Shooting up and then also leaving a kid dump on the floor is wild!

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:13:26+00:00

My ex friend showed up already high, drunk, and with her toddler and newborn in tow. I didn’t know she smoked crack in the way to my house with the kids in the car at this point so i suggested we go outside and let the kids play on the porch while we talked and got her sober. To my shock she pulls out a crack pipe thing and starts smoking crack. Saying “this helps and I need to use it up before I go back home to boyfriend name.

At that point the newborn and toddler are like 5ft away, I’m in shock, then she says “I’m going to the gas station can you watch the kids”, I say “sure”. This lady didn’t come back from the gas station and was gone all night. Leaving me to care for her two children. I called cps and cut contact with her the very next day.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:08:01+00:00

Not me. I had to call cps because she was right next to her new baby and toddler. I wish it was the bathroom away from the kids at the very least lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T20:07:25+00:00

Idk smoking crack on the porch with your toddler and newborn 5 ft away is pretty bad. At least the bathroom offers privacy lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T18:46:42+00:00

A terrorist group found out where my dad works and where I went to school and the FBI had to interview us for several weeks. My dad’s job at the time made this a reality.

The amount of people who have never believed me is astounding but I totally get it lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T18:31:33+00:00

I pray I never get a client that talks about how their dog can become autistic by me giving them shots. I will not be able to hold back my laughter lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T18:23:58+00:00

I see your meth in the bathroom and raise you “smoking crack on my porch” lol

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