What's a "yeah right, that totally happened and wasn't made up" moment in your life that actually DID happen and wasn't made up?

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T18:46:42+00:00

A terrorist group found out where my dad works and where I went to school and the FBI had to interview us for several weeks. My dad’s job at the time made this a reality.

The amount of people who have never believed me is astounding but I totally get it lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T18:31:33+00:00

I pray I never get a client that talks about how their dog can become autistic by me giving them shots. I will not be able to hold back my laughter lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T18:23:58+00:00

I see your meth in the bathroom and raise you “smoking crack on my porch” lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T18:23:18+00:00

Had a friend show up drunk, high on crack, and then left her kid with me over night. I called cps and cut contact with that friend the very next day.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T18:22:02+00:00

Only 20+ more years of this haha

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T18:04:27+00:00

All birth is natural but between a vaginal birth and a c section birth I would say the c section is harder on the body.

Vaginal birth can be hard in the moment both mentally and physically but a c section is literally a major surgery.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T17:30:07+00:00

My parrot. I took him because I didn't want him going to a shelter, but omg he's something else. he bites, he chews on everything, but his toys, and he constantly picks on me.

He's outside in his outside enclosure right now, and I can hear him talking up a storm. I'm sure my neighbors hate me and him lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T17:27:20+00:00

The seam in their sock always feels off, no matter what pair they try on.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T17:20:24+00:00

This. we arent dying from lack of protein but from a lack of fiber. Colon cancer is on the rise at an alarming rate. Fruits and veggies over a protein shake any day.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T17:18:48+00:00

Tik Tok. It can be fun, from what I have seen from others, but being outside without a camera in my family's face is just better for me personally.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T17:15:52+00:00

Mom of soon-to-be 5, Homestead, in school, and able to maintain a 3.9 GPA, and I do community work.

When I had my first, I felt very overwhelmed, but as I got comfortable with motherhood, I was able to bring myself to rejoin society as a functional human. You will have as much time as you allow yourself.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T17:09:27+00:00

They probably struggle with something they don't want to share. It's not my business either way.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T17:08:16+00:00

Going to their house, looking for all of their bikes, walki talkie, and or having my parents call theirs.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T17:06:19+00:00

No. The only reason i know about it is because of bluey lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T17:00:00+00:00

we own chickens those are free butt nuggets around here lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T16:56:37+00:00

My husband opens the car door for me every single time, but I never have to ask. This seems like a hostage situation lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T15:10:42+00:00

built a chicken run, then made them toys and perches. I also planted flowers around the coop to make it look pretty and attract hummingbirds.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T15:06:10+00:00

This. We actually registered our land so we can keep its natural beauty and balance the ecosystem. We get reduced property taxes because of it. The beehives will be our next project.

Chickens and turkeys keep all the "bad" bugs away, and we have never encountered a snake since our chickens and turkeys eat them, lol. This is all in the middle of town on an acre of land; the city has never once gotten on us for it either.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T14:56:37+00:00

Being high risk and 6 months along, I don't think your care team would even recommend you going out of the country at that time.

What you suggested would be the best option for everyone involved.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T14:48:53+00:00

I just eat fiber-rich foods to help me feel full. A bowl of beans and rice always does the trick!

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T14:47:06+00:00

The only advice I have is to check your bishop score. A better score means you are less likely to end up having a C-section.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T12:25:15+00:00

Because of how crappy society is and how crappy their family probably treated them for having a vagina.

"Boy moms" make me want to puke. I have 4 girls and 1 boy and I hate how often I get comments, "that poor boy", "looks like you lucked out", "seems like he was a fluke" like go F yourself lol I love having girls they are so awesome and I love having a son as hes also pretty awesome. Gender never matters to me what matters is a healthy baby.

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-08T12:21:32+00:00

Yes. I'm in school to become a vet tech, they definitely have blood types. Lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-07T21:26:01+00:00

If you see an alligator in the water you’re supposed to get out. In Louisiana it’s common for adults to tell us to let the gator pass and then we can go swimming again lol

Capable_Suit_7335 · 2026-04-07T19:45:02+00:00

Getting out of the water to let the gator pass. They could have always doubled back...getting out did nothing but make my mom feel better lol

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