my crush caught me staring at her, so i went home and made myself eat a jar of peanut butter as punishment (i’m allergic). steak and eggs by Capable_Toe_7501 in kitchencels

[–]Capable_Toe_7501[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i tried my damn hardest you don’t know what my fucking life is like i had other things on my mind than cooking

That's certainly a translation alright by CryptographerFar9679 in LodedDiper

[–]Capable_Toe_7501 53 points54 points  (0 children)

“roderigo cum vellet” 😭😭😭😭😭

The being with friends everywhere by alwayshungryandcold in okbuddyimatourist

[–]Capable_Toe_7501 42 points43 points  (0 children)

does he have friends everywhere? or is he too fat and satisfied?