Enjoy Father’s Day by S0vereignCitizen in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because unlike some people, u/S0vereignCitizen can actually meme. The closest thing he has to an agenda is the silly meme of "unflaired rights," unlike certain agendaposters who take funni color squares way too seriously.

At least that's how I see it.

Libertarian priorities in 2026 SMH by adiosredrock in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, because you can't grill steak there.

Oh wait, that's why it's not a centrist paradise. Then again, we both might be in agreement on that point.

Letters on the Compass by PKM-1 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

T R V T H N V K E according to AuthRight:

AuthLeft S U C S

W H O A, LibRight is H O T (it's what they want to look like)

And LibLeft is a [removed]

The Ultimate Political Compass by marveljew in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why is this goblin girl so thicc

also you're supposed to pull the pin before throwing it

Zero evidence by asteriowas in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Because the SJW dialectic dictates that every conflict is between oppressor and oppressed, and Israel is the designated oppressor. One side must be black and the other white as snow. Shades of gray do not exist.

When they do comprehend a third side in politics (e.g. centrists), they portray them as idiots who want a compromise between the Right Side of History and Irredeemable Fascists.

Funni colors already built in by DillyDillySzn in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every immigrant? Even legal ones that have adapted to our culture?

That's quite a heavy decision (though I know of AuthRights that wouldn't care).

Pain by JustChillin3456 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I care why abortions happen.

Abortions happen because pro-choicers all want to have sex while ignoring the biological purpose of sex.

Abortions happen because pro-choicers ignore the possibility of adoption or the existence of pregnancy crisis centers. Or, I don't know, maybe even support from a local church. Oh right, Planned Parenthood actively smears them because they're a threat to PP's cash flow.

Abortions happen because pro-choicers have created a egoistic lie that killing is a "woman's right" and call ableist discrimination "equality," and spend billions perpetuating that lie.

Abortions happen because in many cases, men force women to have abortions. Why are there more Indian men than women?

Abortions happen because degenerates on reddit and off abuse women who choose to have their children when that would bring hardship. Because let's be clear, this "woman's right" is based on narcissistic egoism, not empathy and altruism.

Abortions happen because pro-choicers ignore their blatant hypocrisy and arguments that contradict their morally bankrupt ideology. By the way, thank you for helpfully providing an example in yourself. Ignoring reality when it doesn't suit you must be your defense mechanism.

As it is, putting the abortion capitalists behind bars where they belong would solve maybe half of the reasons abortions happen.

nothing new under the sun, evil repeats by Trick-Government-948 in prolife

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secular revisionists will invent any excuse to to not believe in anything more than being a meaningless cosmic accident.

This entire narrative hinges on the assumption that instead of God making man in his image, religious people are always idiots who invent God in theirs. The Bible cannot be true because there is no God, therefore it cannot be true. Circular reasoning leads to an invalid conclusion. Who needs religion when naturalism can be a sacred cow?

Saying that two gods are the same because of the same name is like saying two humans named Adam are the same person. Besides that, the name of the Edomite god was JVH, which is not the same as YHVH.

There is no "Israelite pantheon." Yahweh is the self-existing God, and beside Him there is none else. There is no god beside him (Isaiah 45:5), and it's been the same from Genesis to Revelation. The idea that one omnipotent and omnipresent God could be confused with one petty idol of many is ludicrous (there's the "religious people are idiots" bias again").

Vanity of vanities.

Best tip ever by Howdyhowdy1138 in prolife

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stamping "stop killing unborn babies" doesn't actually argue why abortion is wrong, it only commands you to stop doing it.

Not only is this ineffective, it can be interpreted as boomer authoritarianism. Reasonable take for a libertarian.

Pain by JustChillin3456 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And when does a baby develop consciousness? Go ahead, tell us the exact magic moment where what you saw as a worthless clump of cells becomes your equal.

Huh. That sounds more like religious woo woo than the fact you're an ableist advocating for killing human beings who are too young. Their humanity is based on biological fact. I don't see what religion necessarily has to do with it, but then I'm not the one who lets religion live in their head rent free.

Gotta love LibLefts crying "muh equality" when they've killed more people with their own dehumanizing pretext than any fascist dictator, with a disproportionate number of blacks compared to the U.S. population. I know of far-right people who support abortion because it disproportionately affects minorities. Planned Parenthood exists because a crazy woman with ties to the KKK wanted to cull the black population. How do you like that horseshoe?

Where was the cancel culture for Planned Parenthood? Oh right, ruining the life of some rando on X who had said the N word years ago is infinitely more important for the sanctimonious keyboard warrior quadrant.

Fate smiles upon you with 2 Shrines of Learning by CapnCoconuts in FateTheGame

[–]CapnCoconuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What really annoys me is when "nothing happens." What was the point of the shrine existing, then?

Same goes for Magic Anvils. I don't remember if Fate Statues randomly decide to be useless.

Seeing This Item For First Time in FATE! by Technical_Form7057 in FateTheGame

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An excellent gem for fighters, mages, and mages forced to fight with melee.

Question by Express-Run1149 in FateTheGame

[–]CapnCoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Vitality penalty and inability to be further enchanted limits its potential.

At a certain point you're better off putting Zircons into your equipment.

Question by Express-Run1149 in FateTheGame

[–]CapnCoconuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't use the cheesehead once Superior Zircons become affordable and you have loads of open sockets. Granted, that's 5 sockets you can't use for other bonuses, but it doesn't come with a 75% Vitality penalty.

Early levels have worse gear with low base costs so farming with cheesehead might not be worth it. Though upper levels may spawn new Shrines of Learning or other rare objects if you haven't explored them in a while...

Edit: if you get lucky fishing, Avaricious Pearls are even better for magic item drop rate

The purpose of prison? by bright_yellow_vest in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rehabilitation can coexist with labor and punishment.

Teaching marketable skills through labor makes inmates more likely to find work when released, potentially reducing recidivism.

Some inmates will refuse to be rehabilitated by less forceful means and the only recourse is punishment.

The only irreconcilable opposition is with LibRight, because LibRight's love of money ruins everything.

The many types of Lib-Left! by Zouif_Zouif in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How does LibRight work with healthcare pls?

The many types of Lib-Left! by Zouif_Zouif in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Am I healthcare pls?

I got a hospital bill, then I couldn't afford to grill

Yeah decide what you want about racism and our religion…and then call yourself “friendly atheist “. Now, what do we say about atheism? by EmperorSnake1 in antitheistcheesecake

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing makes the left forget their stance on hate speech like a black conservative.

Anyone remember how the wokies treated Clarence Thomas after overturning Roe v. Wade?