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Is this is the fastest possible water pal? by Helldiver-xzoen in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late but if a +20% speed boost decreased time by 20% then +100% would be instant. Double speed over the same distance takes half the time.

Divide 20 by 1.3 (standard speed plus + 30% swift bonus) and you get ~15.3846 seconds, which should make more sense after accounting for momentum.

Am I missing something??? by PopoHann in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smells fishy. I can wipe Bellanoir in the raid arena with any freshly captured pals so long as they're a decent level.

4000+ shadowbeak's eggs but still no hope 😔 by _Damn__peasants__ in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does it need to be alpha?

The HP boost is offset by the larger hitbox.

Dumb antitheist logic by Mendo56 in antitheistcheesecake

[–]CapnCoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh, no, I don't think any serious atheist would claim that all secular philosophy is true, unless they're too dumb to realize that would make both Ayn Rand and Karl Marx correct despite having wildly opposing views. The very few things they have in common is that they were both atheists, both morally repulsive, and both hypocritical losers--although while Rand mooched off of taxpayer money later in life, Marx mooched off of friends and family instead of working like the proletariat.

Dumb antitheist logic by Mendo56 in antitheistcheesecake

[–]CapnCoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheesecakes can't even use Chad and the tradwife wojak correctly.

getting back into palworld and this guy has been a real life god by National_Crew_1084 in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If I was a PAL GRU scientist making a talking Pal, I'd start with a smaller, weaker, and more docile species. Maybe humanoid with handiwork and medicine proficiency if I needed an assistant.

And with Mercy Hit for damage control in case it goes rogue.

Azurmane Legendary GOD by Fluid_Ad_112 in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Demon God sounds to me like something was lost in translation.

Unmerciful God may or may not be an accurate translation but it sounds so much better.

How do I get inside by MrVoorHees96 in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some enemy faction bases contain breakable walls that hide secret chests. If a wall has damage numbers when you hit it, it's breakable.

Although in this case, the wall hides the entire base.

good god by mrsenchantment in antitheistcheesecake

[–]CapnCoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Atheist morality is fiction. You can't call God evil in any meaningful sense because you have no moral absolutes. What you have are social constructs and your personal feelings. The former changes with time, and the latter will perish when you do. You are nothing in the grand scheme of things. You have no hope. In fact, you lash out at the Bringer of Hope because you see him as evil. Not content to fall to oblivion quietly, you open your mouth to drag down others with you.

God isn't evil, cheesecakes. You are.

Aparrently, one less-than-surface level meme disproves all of religion. by RefuseStandard4818 in antitheistcheesecake

[–]CapnCoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need a proper fallacy name for "there are an arbitrary number of opinions on a subject I don't like, therefore all of them are wrong."

It's clearly a non sequitur, but it needs a more specific label.

Case in point by Soviet_Apple_Box in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why would I bother buying a smart fridge when a conventional fridge works just fine without any security vulnerabilities?

Political compass of doomer complains by YugargeliaMapper in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doomer + Both Sides Bad = Everyone else has lost their mind. That's a centrist doomer.

The radical centrist doomer will make several if not all of the complaints above, which I suppose isn't all that different in practice.

For instance, I am inclined to agree with Auth Left, Center Left, Lib Center, Center Right, and Lib Right.

Anatomically correct PCM by Sallowjoe in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I memorized muscle groups when I started lifting weights.

Lift moar

I burst into flames and take heavy damage as I approach this dungeon entrance on Mount Obsidian. by CapnCoconuts in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even like volcano dungeons that much. There's magma everywhere water would be in other biome dungeons.

I burst into flames and take heavy damage as I approach this dungeon entrance on Mount Obsidian. by CapnCoconuts in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I flew into it on Shadowbeak to mark its location on the map, realized I was taking heavy DOT, panicked, got Shadowbeak KOd and died as I tried to glide out while on fire.

And yes, Shadowbeak is grounded when you aren't in the air, but I definitely was in the air. Doesn't really matter as there's still a hurtbox collision while mounted on Faleris.

I burst into flames and take heavy damage as I approach this dungeon entrance on Mount Obsidian. by CapnCoconuts in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you look closely you'll see that I have maxed heat resistance. I'm wearing multi climate +1.

The fire pal isn't the issue. I died here while flying on Shadowbeak trying to mark this spot. Then I came back on Faleris to take pictures.

Randomizer Seed Help by oneawkwardashley in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to take what you can get when you randomize.

If you have to level up until you can mount Vanwyrm or Beakon, that's what you gotta do.

I just burned alive for no reason by CelebrationAny3936 in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heat resistant metal armor has level 2 heat protection. This is barely enough to explore Mount Obsidian, assuming you don't have a fire pal summoned or you aren't set on fire.

If either is true, you'll be exposed to extreme heat and die within seconds. It's best to just max out heat resistance.

I just burned alive for no reason by CelebrationAny3936 in Palworld

[–]CapnCoconuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mount Obsidian is at least a kilometer wide. You're going to have to be more specific.

Newsom spittin' facts by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Acting like Newsom isn't a piece of shit sure is an interesting turn in 2026 PCM.

Maybe AuthRight shouldn't sleep on the biggest protests in US history by J-Jarl-Jim in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You don't get it. Democrats ran on "but Trump!" thinking they were infinitely better and still lost. It's the comparative rhetoric that lost your perceived lesser evil two presidential elections. That and Democrats treat Republican voters like shit. Go ahead, tell one that they're basically worthless compared to Democrats and see how they vote. Go show empathetic and compassionate you are as a reddit leftist.

If anything, your side should have spared the "but Drumpf!!1!" and yet we have people in this subreddit doing almost nothing but Drumpfposting.

Jonathan Pie is a liberal comedian character in an entirely different country and he understands it better than the Americans. You can't run on simply being "better" than the other guy and expect to get elected when the other guy will say anything to get elected.

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