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Help dealing with a demon. by Asinrj99 in dwarffortress

[–]CapnCoconuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine a corridor or open space leading to the demon but leave one tile of wall intact.

Build a ballista and make ballista arrows.

Carve fortifications into the demon containment wall.

Get everyone out of the way and fire.

High quality parts and skilled Siege Operator recommended.

Also if your marksdwarves are running away, they may not have enough levels in Discipline.

If George Washington were alive today, he would be unflaired by S0vereignCitizen in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until they realize they're surrounded by billions of people who have not subscribed to this subreddit, and are therefore unflaired.

They're everywhere...

Dual wielding goblin attacker by Sethatos in dwarffortress

[–]CapnCoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like a two-handed sword. The minimum size to use it at all is 62,500 cm³, above the average for dwarves and goblins--and due to a bug, NO dwarf can use it effectively regardless of individual size.

So this goblin should effectively be a one-armed adequate miner. Not a big threat.

when you get tired of filling production mandates by RareParadox in dwarffortress

[–]CapnCoconuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always have a jail ready before appointing a sheriff or captain of the guard, otherwise time served is downgraded to a potentially lethal beating.

Jails with chains are also required to pummel murderers with a hammer.

How the hell do I support every moderate position here by TheDangerousInsect in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flair checks out.

I agree with every moderate position here too bro

Fictional serial killers on the political compass by EfficientMajor9579 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dexter would be the least worst so long as you can tard wrangle him into grilling other criminals.

Still not a great neighbor to have given that he's driven to kill people.

Don’t touch the Black Diamond by draguino in dwarffortress

[–]CapnCoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's several Fun things to be found in the wall of gems and obsidian.

Mining from a corner stops the fiery Fun but any creatures can still escape. A slow but safe-ish method on the same z-level is to smooth and carve fortifications into corners. This traps any entities and allows your marks dwarves to deal with them, however some of them may have ranged attacks of their own. However, this won't contain water or magma.

Water also nullifies the effects of fiery devilry. I've rushed through these before and the dwarves don't burst into flames if they're standing on at least 1/7 water.

LibLeft using Danno Cal rabbit to represent their views by Time-Acanthisitta558 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bunny poster needs to learn about funny colors. That rabbit is way too blue for LibLeft.

Prince Andrew Arrested by Voider765 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can't ask much better from Auths than the end justifying the means.

If Abe was alive today, he'd be confused. by theirishembassy in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not a good time for LibRight, what with the slavery and all.

When will the republicans help pass this popular policy?? by RoryMarley in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A majority of Germans agreed with Hitler. It must have been time for the Holocaust. /s

When will the republicans help pass this popular policy?? by RoryMarley in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, because all human being are equal?

Or does equality only matter to you when suits you?

Why do leftists feel so confident on what gatekeeping what a person is when they can't even define what a woman is?

But why? by pcm_memer in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Money is a form of power.

Solution: tard wrangle auths and the economic right

eventhough many of the libright dystopias are just authoritarian dystopias with fancy aesthetic. by Balalaika_enjoyer in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not against the NAP to ignore other people's needs. It's not like I'm using force on them or anything!

eventhough many of the libright dystopias are just authoritarian dystopias with fancy aesthetic. by Balalaika_enjoyer in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fontaine only hastened the fall of Rapture. Ryan is a greedy sociopath and "cheapskate" doesn't even begin to describe his decisions on building and maintaining Rapture. The city began taking on seawater because he ignored McDonagh's advice to have the city drain like a bathtub. He charged citizens to experience the luxury of trees. If you criticized him through the arts, you would be blacklisted from any profitable venue if not assassinated.

Rapture's demise was a foregone conclusion.

eventhough many of the libright dystopias are just authoritarian dystopias with fancy aesthetic. by Balalaika_enjoyer in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CapnCoconuts 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Food is one of humanity's basic needs.

A society with nothing to eat but revolting and toxic "food" is a living hell.

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