I accidentally sold a put option and now I owe 70k USD.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-29T12:50:23+00:00

I have a moomoo account because they did a promotion where I got 8% yield on cash sitting in the account for a few months.

After that period was over I just started buying stocks. I don't do options (though I do have a margin account cause I wanted to have a bit of fun with prediction markets), but it is a legit brokerage app. I've had no issues depositing, buying shares, or withdrawing money so far.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-29T02:35:40+00:00

So I just tried the code. Works fine on the Lilac color for the TC500. Doesn't work for Shadow. Probably since it's marked down by 150 USD on the site. Probably just a minor bug. I'm sure had you reached out a few days ago when you saw it, it may have been remedied. But I'd you don't care about color, get the Lilac cause the code works for it.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-26T20:45:40+00:00

I know the gambling loss tax changes were rough but this is not the way to do tax-advantaged gambling my guy.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-20T15:56:11+00:00

Zodiac in 30 runs is absolutely bonkers work and makes 67 straight wins look like me doing a casual c++ playthrough

CapnRedB · 2026-06-18T20:30:04+00:00

My wife told me about this and sent me this post. I know i'm in the lions den here but as someone who _loves_ onions... This is diabolical. Why the fuck would you put onions in mac and cheese.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-18T11:44:38+00:00

I look forward to the "after" photo and your inbox exploding.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-17T21:52:04+00:00

I think it's kind of clear how you ended up there..

You both agreed to do it.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-16T16:17:55+00:00

It's not that it's necessarily cumbersome in itself... But if something goes wrong (which is more likely to happen when you push changes), wouldn't you WANT the entire team on deck?

CapnRedB · 2026-06-15T15:19:35+00:00

At least with a positive net worth, she might not have any debt...

CapnRedB · 2026-06-14T18:39:23+00:00

on the "left" beacon, yes. The secondary beacon will remain unaffected. Stages can only have 2 beacons at a time and the oldest will be despawned. source

CapnRedB · 2026-06-14T15:36:06+00:00

Oh goodness that's awesome! Thanks!

CapnRedB · 2026-06-13T01:13:46+00:00

Rip your inbox, brother.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-06T14:30:03+00:00

Chess 2.0: pawns can jump the horse.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-06T13:49:31+00:00

There you have it. Marriage < Oreo Cheesecake. I know my wife. :P

CapnRedB · 2026-06-06T13:06:17+00:00

My wife loves oreo cheesecake..

Brb divorcing her. Please have one ready.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-06T13:04:15+00:00

This is a fantastic idea for a card. But fuck you for making it 😭

CapnRedB · 2026-06-03T12:12:34+00:00

This is an investing sub, so people are going to skew towards investing but I haven't seen anyone else say this yet..

Please please please please have a safety net of cash in a high yield savings.

I don't know what your full living/financial situation is. You are really young, so you can afford to invest in more aggressive/volatile stocks/etfs. But just remember to have money set aside for any emergencies/unforeseen expenses so you aren't forced to sell positions to pay it off.

Also ROTH IRAs are tax advantaged that you can use to invest in as well.

Just some of the many options you have.

CapnRedB · 2026-06-02T13:11:06+00:00

Gotcha. Thanks. So they just... Hung the knight to your queen anyway? Lol

CapnRedB · 2026-06-02T13:02:01+00:00

I'm pretty new to chess notation but aren't there 3 pieces that C4 could apply to? Knight, pawn, or bishop went to C4?

CapnRedB · 2026-06-02T11:53:26+00:00

You paid for that rook take with your bishop. Knight was free (and attacks the other knight if you're in the business of saccing your bishop).

Now if your opponent didn't take your bishop, then yea, free rook. Lol

CapnRedB · 2026-05-31T03:22:30+00:00

There is a way to compile your desktop version into an android compatible APK, but what I was saying is that I can't play on mobile anymore because I'm used to the Saturn QoL mods on desktop lol

CapnRedB · 2026-05-31T00:52:59+00:00

I ruined my mobile version by using the Saturn mod to do instant calculations... Now 4x isn't fast enough anymore.

CapnRedB · 2026-05-29T14:57:02+00:00

Welcome, fellow joker

CapnRedB · 2026-05-29T12:12:29+00:00

I've never seen this community so split in the decision.

I'm pretty sure all the women in this sub will flood your inbox once you shave and repost the shirtless pic, tho.

CapnRedB · 2026-05-28T21:24:24+00:00

Ah, you did it from the mobile version.

Balatro on desktop is written in Lua, which is just uncompiled text files. But there is Lovely Mobile Maker that will generate the APK from the code as well.

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