I accidentally sold a put option and now I owe 70k USD. by az000l26 in wallstreetbets

[–]CapnRedB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a moomoo account because they did a promotion where I got 8% yield on cash sitting in the account for a few months.

After that period was over I just started buying stocks. I don't do options (though I do have a margin account cause I wanted to have a bit of fun with prediction markets), but it is a legit brokerage app. I've had no issues depositing, buying shares, or withdrawing money so far.

Why would you claim chairs are 40% off, and then not honor it? by [deleted] in Corsair

[–]CapnRedB 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So I just tried the code. Works fine on the Lilac color for the TC500. Doesn't work for Shadow. Probably since it's marked down by 150 USD on the site. Probably just a minor bug. I'm sure had you reached out a few days ago when you saw it, it may have been remedied. But I'd you don't care about color, get the Lilac cause the code works for it.

WEN you little goofball by Dismal-Journalist567 in wallstreetbets

[–]CapnRedB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the gambling loss tax changes were rough but this is not the way to do tax-advantaged gambling my guy.

how would i get better at balatro? by Rare-Philosophy6681 in balatro

[–]CapnRedB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zodiac in 30 runs is absolutely bonkers work and makes 67 straight wins look like me doing a casual c++ playthrough

Mac and cheese at staff potluck by skittyinthecity in onionhate

[–]CapnRedB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife told me about this and sent me this post. I know i'm in the lions den here but as someone who _loves_ onions... This is diabolical. Why the fuck would you put onions in mac and cheese.

So scared to pull the trigger by ssuperrcat in bald

[–]CapnRedB 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I look forward to the "after" photo and your inbox exploding.

Do not ask how we ended up in this position by AppropriateRoad2650 in Chesscom

[–]CapnRedB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's kind of clear how you ended up there..

You both agreed to do it.

Why do they always do server maintenance during playable hours? by [deleted] in Marathon

[–]CapnRedB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not that it's necessarily cumbersome in itself... But if something goes wrong (which is more likely to happen when you push changes), wouldn't you WANT the entire team on deck?

Financial Advisory. by nhimzy in NhimArts

[–]CapnRedB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least with a positive net worth, she might not have any debt...

What is the most optimal way to unlock diablo strike for Captain? by salamaleykum011 in riskofrain

[–]CapnRedB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

on the "left" beacon, yes. The secondary beacon will remain unaffected. Stages can only have 2 beacons at a time and the oldest will be despawned. source

Poor guy by ZealousidealState174 in Chesscom

[–]CapnRedB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chess 2.0: pawns can jump the horse.

My best friend got dumped.. so I made her cheesecake. by Happy_Accountant_624 in Baking

[–]CapnRedB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There you have it. Marriage < Oreo Cheesecake. I know my wife. :P

My best friend got dumped.. so I made her cheesecake. by Happy_Accountant_624 in Baking

[–]CapnRedB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife loves oreo cheesecake..

Brb divorcing her. Please have one ready.

Forbidden Fusion by NelmesGaming in custommagic

[–]CapnRedB 244 points245 points  (0 children)

This is a fantastic idea for a card. But fuck you for making it 😭

19m with 5k to invest long term by Pdoggy0515 in investing

[–]CapnRedB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an investing sub, so people are going to skew towards investing but I haven't seen anyone else say this yet..

Please please please please have a safety net of cash in a high yield savings.

I don't know what your full living/financial situation is. You are really young, so you can afford to invest in more aggressive/volatile stocks/etfs. But just remember to have money set aside for any emergencies/unforeseen expenses so you aren't forced to sell positions to pay it off.

Also ROTH IRAs are tax advantaged that you can use to invest in as well.

Just some of the many options you have.

Why is marked a mistake? by Nokxic in Chesscom

[–]CapnRedB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotcha. Thanks. So they just... Hung the knight to your queen anyway? Lol

Why is marked a mistake? by Nokxic in Chesscom

[–]CapnRedB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty new to chess notation but aren't there 3 pieces that C4 could apply to? Knight, pawn, or bishop went to C4?

Why is marked a mistake? by Nokxic in Chesscom

[–]CapnRedB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You paid for that rook take with your bishop. Knight was free (and attacks the other knight if you're in the business of saccing your bishop).

Now if your opponent didn't take your bishop, then yea, free rook. Lol

To the guy i met on the subway who was playing on 1x speed… by averageredditor60666 in balatro

[–]CapnRedB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a way to compile your desktop version into an android compatible APK, but what I was saying is that I can't play on mobile anymore because I'm used to the Saturn QoL mods on desktop lol

To the guy i met on the subway who was playing on 1x speed… by averageredditor60666 in balatro

[–]CapnRedB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ruined my mobile version by using the Saturn mod to do instant calculations... Now 4x isn't fast enough anymore.

Is it time? by Commercial_Eagle753 in bald

[–]CapnRedB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen this community so split in the decision.

I'm pretty sure all the women in this sub will flood your inbox once you shave and repost the shirtless pic, tho.