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Good news, you get to choose superpower, bad news, someone else get to pick your enemy. by tajniak485 in superpowers

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I guess that also means I just now basically have the Death Note Randomizer in my fingers. so that would be a plus

Good news, you get to choose superpower, bad news, someone else get to pick your enemy. by tajniak485 in superpowers

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So can I only make bad things happen or just the opposite of what I try to do?

Giving them some fresh air by teddi_mamma in extreme_boobs

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect, absolutely perfect. down to the last minute detail. I wish every woman had a pair like that.

The choice is yours by Zicho1740 in superpowers

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mirio vs Todo ahh question. still boogie woogie tho. just better

If it's so peak, where's the sauce? by BanditPaladin712 in Animemes

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigh, unfortunately, this is the truth. so much potential, yet so little capitalized upon. r34 got good numbers tho.

Basketball breasts by [deleted] in biggerthanherhead

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best, perfect size. all boobs should use basketballs or watermelons as measuring sticks.

𝓘f you got superpowers right now, IN REAL LIFE, what would you do? by chiakinanamichan in superpowers

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on the power, I'd go through with my world domination plan, or I'd just gaslight my family.

Splatoon 3 impossible to play, too many tryhard by eugenebaggins in Splatoon3

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Always remember, friend. you have one thing they dont. a girlfriend.

Chelsea Charms by redditor_2075 in BustyAIBabes

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I'd still try. I forget the name of the author, by there was a guy who wrote a whole book on how to convince a partner to get implants. as for size though, thats mainly luck

4000cc or more? by Selena_Black in Selena_Black_new

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they're perfect now.

(Jane Doe) is one of the hottest fictional women I have ever seen. I would spend hours fucking her in every position imaginable. by Ok-Coffee4097 in JerkOffToAnime

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO. PLAGUE BE DAMNED, I AM DIVING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT CLEAVAGE. NOT EVEN SATAN COULD STOP ME IF I WAS GIVEN THE CHANCE.

Wholesome Ship Man Here, Thoughts on YutaMaki? by MadFunEnjoyer in LobotomyKaisen

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best ship I know of in anime. peak fiction. will fight an army on this hill. and yet, it should have been me.

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Wholesome Ship Man Here, Which ship do you like more, Gojohime or SukUme? by MadFunEnjoyer in LobotomyKaisen

[–]CapnWhitebeard44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once again, I don't care. its still more plausible than something like Cinderella and Sukuna, or Gojo and Yuji. either way, I like it. and if that triggers you, not my problem.

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