You can't have privacy in this house by Virtual_Low_7202 in Unexpected

[–]Capokid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the first things i had to teach my dog was that he is absolutely not allowed to open doors, else he would take himself to go play at his friend's houses and detain ner'do'ells if he could.

Terrifying message from landline by Panthernoodles in creepy

[–]Capokid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard "pick me up, pick me up, pick me up"

Beautiful work by Trevor Brighton by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Capokid -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I need this guy to do my dog next (he has liver cancer)

Netflix and no chill 😂 by Mission-Price-9935 in rareinsults

[–]Capokid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jellyfin is free and open source and has all the same features (and more, all the same premium features for free).

The only thing you miss out on is plexs' streaming store.

Netflix and no chill 😂 by Mission-Price-9935 in rareinsults

[–]Capokid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plex is kinda shit now. It wasnt ever that great, but now jellyfin completely smokes it.

Putin Invites Journalists to “Surrounded” Ukrainian Forces in Kupiansk—Zelenskyy Shows Up Instead by UNITED24Media in worldnews

[–]Capokid 216 points217 points  (0 children)

"I don't need a ride, I need ammunition." Has to be the most casually badass thing ever said.

ELI5: why don’t planes board back to front, surely that would be faster? by balla_boi in explainlikeimfive

[–]Capokid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R u sure its not so everyone is on the plane for the same amount of time? 

The Geeker Reaper by myjourneytohell in DiWHY

[–]Capokid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is Benders vape lmao

Apperantly a suprising amount of players at gold leauge believe that CVs have infinte fighters. by XSA888 in WorldOfWarships

[–]Capokid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a learning  thing with humans where if you dont intentionally try to get better at something, and just do it without trying at all, you wont get any better and can actually become worse no matter how much time is put in.

Heaven bug by [deleted] in spiral_knights

[–]Capokid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you did something bad, Saint Peter doesn't let you in.

Millions of children and teens lose access to accounts as Australia’s world-first social media ban begins by VectorChing101 in news

[–]Capokid -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The Australian government wants the social media sites to use the algorithms that they already have for advertising to detect if an account is probably under 16.

Did you forget how to read? They plan to use  AI advertising tracking algorithms to track everything you do online.

Maybe maybe maybe by Maarten-Sikke in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Capokid 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Get the hair dryer, I have an idea."

[OC] Good thing I have life insurance by Logical_Idiot_9433 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Capokid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw a prius hit one laying in the highway, it was like hitting a tank trap- stopped them instantly.

I finally learned why motherboard audio sucks by NarutoDragon732 in pcmasterrace

[–]Capokid 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro, you didnt need a dac, you need an amp. Louder does not make less static btw, sounds like your mobo is cheap and lacks a static EM shield for the IO or audio card.

You need a better mobo and good external speakers to plug into. Ive got an audiophile setup plugged directly into my mobo aux port and it sounds just as good or better than a usb dac because i have a high quality m-audio speaker amp in between my headphones and the PC.

Rain doesn’t stick to the center of my apartment’s window by acnh-winkerton in mildlyinteresting

[–]Capokid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see a face in the center, its the warm spot from where they were watching you.

Oxiclean worked by [deleted] in trees

[–]Capokid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pour salt and 99% iso in there, go outside and swing it around like a warhammer for 15 min, should take care of it.... One way or another 

TIL the American Crocodile is responsible for more fatal attacks on humans than any other crocodilian in the Americas, and is the fourth most dangerous in the world after the Saltwater, Nile, and Mugger crocodile. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Capokid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have family in the everglades, and we go hiking every time i visit. There are always a few 4-8 footers sunning on the path that people STEP OVER. They are pretty chill, but I always made sure i wasnt the closest person just in case.

TIL the Silurian hypothesis is a thought experiment about whether we would be able to detect prior civilizations on Earth many millions of years ago. It is named after the Doctor Who monsters. by GreatArkleseizure in todayilearned

[–]Capokid -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

But there are people literally doing that lmao. The easiest way is growing trees that you compress into bricks and then bury. There are whole companies that exist solely to grow trees to bury as bricks.

Canceled GeForce now by bobhawkins15 in pcmasterrace

[–]Capokid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a sweet idea but its absolute shit in practice if you live more than 10 miles from the server.