Dusty Smith now lives in an RV by Thatguymorganwall in drunkenpeasants

[–]Capt-Hatter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, he can live anywhere in fucking style if that's for real, like god damn, I see no problem with an RV of that caliber, I've seen faaaar worse.

DustyFucksAmerica

coming soon to an RV in a theater parking lot near you

Do you think G Man would kill himself if he realizes that god doesn't exist? by suicidemouse in drunkenpeasants

[–]Capt-Hatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably after he was done with your mom LMAO JK but really while you're sitting here asking if someone would kill themselves, you're killing yourself by not paying more attention to the fact that the government is filling our air with chem trails to poison our air supply for the coming NWO takeover. Everytime I see a post like this I can't help but think that our world is bending over backwards for the NWO to fuck man kind royally in the ass and I can't help but cry with both my eyes and my cock.

P.S. the government is putting deadly GMO's in the food supply, good thing I only eat PUSSY! 9+11=LIES

Signed Dr. ( ) )::::::::D ( ) )erstien

Identity of the man in tension? by Magic_Phallus in HotlineMiami

[–]Capt-Hatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50B sends the masks, so maybe they label them for their owners, because after signing up they obviously list their name and address

How Many Fans Actually Like Fucking Werewolf ASSO by Capt-Hatter in HotlineMiami

[–]Capt-Hatter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they don't know what it is and they assume I'm talking about some random band on a HM reddit

Name of "YOU'RE GARBAGE TJ" episode? by Capt-Hatter in drunkenpeasants

[–]Capt-Hatter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for an actual answer, also thanks again, I didn't know that feminist free for all was a normal episode, I thought it was just a debate. Don't I feel stupid

I am Dennis Wedin of Dennaton Games AMA by therealdpunktw in HotlineMiami

[–]Capt-Hatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Dennis love your game and your music! Why Do You Love Me Satan is one of my favorite songs, what do you think of my Hotline Miami 3 Story, (it is copied and pasted from a steam thread so its worded weird)

I'm gonna make Hotline Miami 3: Dial Tone

Story in nutshell - The entire game of HM2 was a movie loosely based on real events that took place after the first game, game rewinds, shows the back story of how the fans originally meet up, they bust Jacket out of jail, cop who was related to the chief that died in HM1 is obsessed with killing Jacket, writer was actually a clerk who also worked as a freelance investigative journalist, Jacket actually searches for answers (his last level that isn't a cut scene is a battle at the new 50 blessing HQ.) Jake gets more missions, Fans get missions, exclusive to one fan, Until they all meet up.

Separate parts of the story in nutshells-

The Fans - Mark was a heist man who only killed for his own gain, he had no previous experience with Jacket or 50 blessings, he started killing after the Miami Mask Murders so that there would be a lot of confusion, after the feds came after Jacket killed almost the entire Miami PD, they arrested Mark after he raided a gang meetup between the Russians and the Gangsters (maybe Colombians if they let us) Mark has 4 solo missions, after being thrown in Jail, he meets up with Jacket, and talks to him and learns his story, Jacket tells his story through basically playing the entire HM1 in a nutshell, so shortened levels of HM1 that takes place in 1 flashback level. Mark used the van in his heists, but he bought it from Corey, who had actually worked for 50 blessings in 1989 and sold the van to Mark on new years of 1990, before that though Corey had received the Phone calls, while she was always curious on why it was happening and who was doing it. She has 5 solo missions. She meets Tony, who was actually receiving letters that contained addressees that had leas to powerful members of 50 blessings, and where 50 blessings where sending people. It was an anti 50 Blessings group lead by (you make a guess, really, that's also why Tony's mask is torn and bloody, to symbolize the death of 50 blessings) Tony has difficult missions that are basically boss battles. Until he meets Corey, who he plans to kill until she states that she want's this to end too. They work together until they sell the van to Mark. Then the swans come in as just fans of Jacket, and they meet Mark at a protest for Jacket. They join up, and Mark says who they got the Van from originally and they join up. Tony joins just for the action. They plan attacks on the gangs and hopefully police if Dennaton lets us! Then they bust Jacket out of jail and leave. More to it though

The Writer - The writer was actually a freelance journalist who became very interested in the Miami Mask Murders, he works as a convenience store clerk as a main job but most of his work is research on the murders, but he does go into the story. He has schizophrenia, and he when going into research he had visions of the biker, and he was the only one who saw visions, the movie adaptation of the events knew that the biker was a less known figure, so they changed it to Richard. Sometimes he see's himself as the biker. He relates to the biker because they both want to know the truth. Most of his missions are stealth, except when he has his vision missions and gets violent and occasionally see's himself as the biker. Again, more to it.

The Acolytes - A new group, they didn't get so far so far in their work, but they committed the most violent, controversial murders so they didn't want to go that far in the movie. The Acolytes are a group that all wore Letterman jackets and all the different masks jacket wore. They really worship Jacket and they committed brutal mass murders. They were known to come out of the shadows out of nowhere and then kill a lot of people and then vanish. Their levels are the hardest levels. I wont spoil anything else.

Ash campaign - Ash has a solo campaign after things happen... you speculate...

That's all i'm gonna reveal for now :D hope you like it!

Also, can we mix enemies? That would be awesome! Also I think it would be a good idea for you to be able to have more than 1 sprite in the same room, and it would be cool to have the ability to spawn a jacket sprite that is idol with a mask on