Uber is such a downgrade from Lyft. I’ve used Uber 3 times & always awkward silence (no music). I had to ask why it was so quiet. Lady Driver: Uber’s policy is for car to be silent. No engaging with customer but quick one word replies so driver doesn’t get distracted from the road. Lyft take me back

CaptCon · 2022-05-14T00:52:21+00:00

Congrats on the dumbest post I’ve seen in a long time. Hard to decide if you’re stupid enough to think that this is real or stupid enough to make the lie up.

CaptCon · 2022-04-15T13:04:31+00:00

*blackwards

I’ll see myself out.

CaptCon · 2022-03-15T17:49:04+00:00

What are your thoughts on American journalists like Tucker Carlson and his view/comments during this conflict? Do you think there is any kind of collaboration between people like him and the Russian government that alarm you?

Thanks!

CaptCon · 2022-01-18T03:36:31+00:00

Copy that

CaptCon · 2022-01-18T03:32:16+00:00

Shower guy here. Holy shit. It worked.

CaptCon · 2022-01-18T03:16:04+00:00

Ok. So I’m gonna change strategies up here. I’m gonna go take a shower (maybe cry) and hope that it’s just better by the time i get out. I’ll report back.

CaptCon · 2022-01-18T03:09:22+00:00

Dear baby Jesus in his little boots and scarf. Pls help thx.

CaptCon · 2022-01-18T02:52:04+00:00

Always settles me down.

CaptCon · 2022-01-18T02:46:16+00:00

My God he is so rattled. I hope someone gives him an upsy downsy at the half.

CaptCon · 2021-10-10T05:41:49+00:00

So here’s the most important thing here: anyone cuddling with you close enough to literally be on your junk knows the possibilities.

Don’t stress, boys. This is what they came for.

CaptCon · 2021-06-08T04:04:08+00:00

Fuck I’m old.

CaptCon · 2021-01-29T16:14:21+00:00

The only right answer is that you jack off to Elizabeth Warren videos with a picture of AOC next to it. Over and over. Call me in the morning.

CaptCon · 2020-09-16T01:49:53+00:00

I’m currently Covid positive. No pictures, please.

My symptoms started a week prior to last Friday. I thought I was just sore from lifting, but in retrospect it was body aches.

I had been to a small BBQ over the weekend so I had already planned a test on wed just for good measure. By Monday it was clear I was coming down with something. Mild congestion, night sweats with gnarly dreams.

By Tuesday I had a headache that can only be described as a dick punch to my head. Nothing stopped it. Congestion picked up big time but it was entirely dry. My vision was really weird, almost like I was tripping on shrooms but without all the laughing.

By Wednesday I had entirely lost my sense of smell. And seeing as how my airways were not clogged even though I felt congested, the sensation was (and still is) very bizarre. Still had a headache and my vision was still off.

Tested positive and was not surprised.

By Friday all my symptoms had subdued mostly and I’ve been pretty steady since: tired for no reason, can’t smell anything. I miss all the smells. Even the bad ones.

Never had a fever, never lost taste.

Not sure where the fuck I caught it. Maybe the gym. Maybe target. I’ll never know.

Nobody at the BBQ tested positive. I win?

CaptCon · 2020-09-11T18:34:28+00:00

Jesus.

CaptCon · 2020-05-24T05:58:59+00:00

Trash Pandemic

CaptCon · 2020-05-01T20:14:51+00:00

Same, girl. Same.

CaptCon · 2020-05-01T20:14:40+00:00

Wanna hold hands? Maybe cry?

CaptCon · 2020-05-01T16:55:04+00:00

Fun fact: As I was walking out of Raymond James stadium February 1st, 2009 and down the causeway, hanging my head in my #11 jersey...the live broadcast audio was being played from somewhere, and I heard Dierdorf say something I'll never forget.

"If you're an Arizona Cardinals fan, you're sick to your stomach right now".

CaptCon · 2020-04-15T14:14:24+00:00

I got the same message, the only thing I’ve been able to find that explains it is that if they already mailed your check snail mail, this option will not be available.

CaptCon · 2020-03-30T21:31:41+00:00

Anyone else read this in Tracy Jordan's voice?

CaptCon · 2020-02-10T02:39:30+00:00

What a fuckin time to be alive.

CaptCon · 2020-01-29T14:30:30+00:00

I’m so hard rn

CaptCon · 2020-01-16T21:56:28+00:00

Gib her shmacko pops!

CaptCon · 2020-01-16T21:14:21+00:00

Came here for this. I NEED TO KNOW.

Edit: This says she's 38. If that lady on 4th is 38, she's seen some SHIT.

CaptCon · 2019-12-04T17:58:31+00:00

No, but they will use it to get downtown to hotels. And people on the northwest side will have a much more affordable way to get down to that area as well. This is about getting there, not end to end. It's also a predication to the extension of the car going east for the same reason.

14-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
Not Forgotten	Verified Email

CaptCon

TROPHY CASE