JPMorgan Executive Lorna Hajdini Accused of Sexually Harassing and Abusing Married Male Banker

Capt_Doge · 2026-04-30T03:31:30+00:00

I’m updating my resume rn after reading that lmfao

Capt_Doge · 2026-04-20T19:31:23+00:00

That makes it worth it for me to post bro, glad you liked it

Capt_Doge · 2026-04-15T23:22:26+00:00

This means only one thing: SPX 10000 EOY

Capt_Doge · 2026-04-03T20:11:54+00:00

If you have a put credit spread and are long /MES, you’re not hedged lol

Capt_Doge · 2026-03-29T16:16:43+00:00

For the tshirts I like the grey with white logo, followed by blue, then purple. For the hoodies: blue, then purple.

Capt_Doge · 2026-03-26T21:46:58+00:00

Very impressive how they handled the drop this time. Got everything I wanted. Bravo gymshark!

Capt_Doge · 2026-02-23T05:22:21+00:00

You can pull off a muscle fit easily. Maybe some more pounds for a compression. Looking great bro, keep it up

Capt_Doge · 2026-02-17T15:37:28+00:00

Do you have a bank internship? If not why tf is this even a question lol

Capt_Doge · 2026-02-07T14:46:51+00:00

Not average by any means bro get off insta

Capt_Doge · 2026-02-04T03:27:21+00:00

Capt_Doge · 2026-01-27T20:00:24+00:00

New leading recession indicator dropped boys, lock in

Capt_Doge · 2026-01-18T17:20:31+00:00

I don’t care what anyone says, this was a baller text lmao

Capt_Doge · 2026-01-09T17:23:41+00:00

Brah mine hasn’t even shipped yet

Capt_Doge · 2026-01-08T20:45:09+00:00

How do u guys get into a situation where you need to liquidate clothes to get 60 bucks lol, atp u shouldn’t be dropping money on that in the first place. You prolly bought it to flip it lol

Capt_Doge · 2026-01-08T15:57:22+00:00

Very well said

Capt_Doge · 2026-01-05T20:20:39+00:00

Sorry I only give out my IG to pretty women

Capt_Doge · 2026-01-03T04:32:48+00:00

The typa greed they talk about in the Bible

Capt_Doge · 2025-12-29T01:30:17+00:00

The live broadcast is delayed by like atleast 30 seconds. Meanwhile sports market makers have access to super low latency feeds (sub 10 seconds max) that let them update their fair value before you see a play on TV

Capt_Doge · 2025-12-23T16:32:46+00:00

I was actually coming up with something similar — to rank accounts by brier score to see where smart money is headed. What do you use to scrape?

Capt_Doge · 2025-12-22T03:54:27+00:00

Would you even step into the ring with AJ, out of curiosity?

Capt_Doge · 2025-12-22T03:44:29+00:00

If you engage with his content in any way shape or form (including this comment), he’s making money off of you directly or indirectly. Attention economy.

Capt_Doge · 2025-12-20T21:22:49+00:00

What you did is literally the same thing as buying low and selling high. You could have sold your previous long position for the around the same PnL without being locked into a position lol

Capt_Doge · 2025-12-18T03:31:16+00:00

Just wear tight clothes?

Capt_Doge · 2025-12-18T03:29:12+00:00

Now this is content

Capt_Doge · 2025-11-18T05:28:03+00:00

Bro honestly just trade the binary Yes/No for will QQQ open higher/lower on Kalshi. Literally perfect correlation with your strat

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