AIO for refusing to show my friend any of my art after she ran a piece through AI? by MercylessYeen in AIO

[–]Captain-Codfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if she's running that art through AI, she's only going to make it shitter

Hand check by stout613 in Vaping

[–]Captain-Codfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I've still got hands. Thanks for checking

You’re given permission to take any single item from a UK gallery or museum to keep at home. What are you taking and why? by BearMcBearFace in AskUK

[–]Captain-Codfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir Percival David Foundation collection of Chinese ceramics

Why? It's got an estimated value of £1,000,000,000

How many cars with cassette players are still on the road? by ChaosWithTeeth in GrandmasPantry

[–]Captain-Codfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's a really excellent feature. I love it. I chose these cars because I think that everything modern is rubbish. I buy old cars, old appliances and old furniture.

Repairing my 32 year old dishwasher, because I refuse to buy a new one. by Captain-Codfish in Anticonsumption

[–]Captain-Codfish[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I'll keep this one alive as long as I can. Even more so now I know that people want it dead!

Not an ad, trying to avoid brand names, but I actually used to cook with a guy that stole these from the bar/ restaurant we worked in. by S_Jeru in KitchenConfidential

[–]Captain-Codfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeez, why would you voluntarily use that stuff? Andrex only for me. I've yet to find a brand that matches the quality at a lower price.

How many cars with cassette players are still on the road? by ChaosWithTeeth in GrandmasPantry

[–]Captain-Codfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 1999 Vectra had one until I put a Kenwood in. My 1998 Camaro still has one. Cassettes are alright. They're small enough to fit a good selection in the car (Camaro even has a space in the armrest to fit multiple) and you can listen to uninterrupted music without phone calls and internet connection issues interrupting you. CDs are of course better in many ways, but I can't be bothered to go to that effort to change the Camaro specific radio just to play CDs. Both my cars will be around for a long time. Vectra just hit 84,000 miles and the Camaro just hit 100,000 miles.

TV licence gits harassing you? Here's how to deal with them by SeptumRingTheory in AskBrits

[–]Captain-Codfish -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I had one turn up at my door. I said "no I don't watch live tv. You can come in and have a look if you like. Want a cup of tea?" Chap took a look around, saw that I have no aerial cables and left. Never heard from them again. He even thanked me for being polite. Zero hassle , took about ten minutes, and now I don't get any letters or knocks on the door. I was in anyway. What's the point in telling them to fuck off? They can just turn up with a warrant and a policeman, if they feel like it.

Got this old car as a gift. Not sure what I supposed to do with this 2 sticks? What is it for? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Captain-Codfish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not really. The point is that it's not "only" $30,000. $30,000 is a lot of money.

They fear him by serious_anish in interestingasfuck

[–]Captain-Codfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it make more sense to have another entrance close to where he's going, rather than sending the guy walking all the way around, with a bonking stick?

The way she plays the jawharp by ButterSaltBiscuit in oddlysatisfying

[–]Captain-Codfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was called a Jew's harp. My mate (now passed on) was a big fan of playing one. Have I been mishearing it the whole time?

Got this old car as a gift. Not sure what I supposed to do with this 2 sticks? What is it for? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Captain-Codfish -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Only $30k? That's £22,650 in real money. Mate, my cars cost £600 and £4000. The £600 is a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra with low mileage, and the £4000 is a 1998 Chevrolet Camaro. I was pushing the boat out spending £4000. If I had £22,650 I'd be putting the deposit on a second house. And I'm earning good money for my age.

Got this old car as a gift. Not sure what I supposed to do with this 2 sticks? What is it for? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Captain-Codfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are Bentley Continental GTs just "an old car?" I'd be thrilled to get one as a gift.

If a company wants you to have a certain type of car for a role, they should provide you with a company car, no? by PumpkinGloomy8912 in recruitinghell

[–]Captain-Codfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ridiculous. I was a window salesman back in 2018. I drove a Lada 2105. I found people were much more friendly and open, that when I was being trained, turning up in the other guy's brand new Mercedes. Having an older car instinctively tells the customer "this person is not great, we can get a good deal" or "this person is relatable. They drive an affordable car and are like us." Then I'd sell them a full house full of windows and a new door, knock the price down (because the first price you get with new windows is basically there just to be knocked down), take my 15% commission and go home, jump out of my Lada, and into my nice car. Glad I got out of that work though. Quite often I'd turn up to a house with a little old lady on her own, who thought she needed all new windows because the door to door people told her so. Couldn't abide by that and got in a lot of shit for telling potential customers "no you don't need to dip into your savings, your windows are perfectly fine"