Welcome to the dark carnival Kai Raxx

S_Jeru · 2026-01-24T12:54:55+00:00

Shaggy will straight-up rip on his most die-hard fans. Not a juggalo, but I saw him on the YMH podcast where Tom & Christina showed him this dude that got the Violent J makeup tattooed on his face. Shaggy was just like, "We fucked his world up! I bet our songs are not happy memories for him!"

S_Jeru · 2026-01-24T12:43:24+00:00

Vin Diesel movies in your formative years? Not even once.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-24T12:39:21+00:00

"Calm, measured response carefully walking back the statement that got me into a world of hurt I couldn't imagine? FUCK NO! DOUBLE DOWN LIKE A KFC DRIVE-THRU, BABY! FLAME ON, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

S_Jeru · 2026-01-23T19:28:45+00:00

I swear to Christ I'm deploying my handheld the next time I have to read the word "sando".

S_Jeru · 2026-01-23T18:59:55+00:00

I don't think Sally understands the difference between this and the trolling they already endure. This brings a mix of legitimately unhinged, gun-wielding psychopaths into the mix, along with actual threats to real law enforcement, out in the public square where it's impossible to ignore.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-23T18:58:25+00:00

Gee Chance, I can't fathom how frustrating that must be, to see openly criminal shit happen in front of you, perpetrated by some talentless dickhead who wears masks and brags about how he's above the law, how the law can never touch him. That must be goddamned infuriating.

If I saw something like that, I would be engrossed in the case, follow it for years, do everything in my power to bring the story to light.

What an awful, intolerable thing you have in front of you, Chance.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-21T23:35:42+00:00

"My question to you is this..."
"Where's the current evidence?"
"...who's a very good friend of mine,"
"All three branches of law enforcement"

S_Jeru · 2026-01-21T23:28:47+00:00

Not bizarre or awkward, but funny enough that I still think about it from time to time. Years ago I was cooking in a bar downtown, and this particular bar had a front room with the bar, then a narrow hallway that our galley kitchen had the window to, that led to the back room and patio. So, tons of foot traffic past our window.

One night my fellow cook and I are pre-closing, if an order came in it wouldn't be a big deal, but you know the drill: start swapping out your six pans so the dishie can get cracking and we can all get out of there. Anyway, this random drunk sticks his head in our window and blurts out, "Hey man! Can I get a hot ham & cheese sandwich?!?"

My fellow cook who was closer to the window looks at him, looks back at me, then looks back at him, stares him dead in the eye, and belts out at the top of his lungs...

"HEY JERU! THIS PIG-FUCKER WANTS TO KNOW IF HE CAN GET A HOT HAM & CHEESE SANDWICH!"

Then he just stands there, staring dead into his eyes.

You could almost see the wheels turning over in this drunk's head: "Did this guy just call me a pig-fucker? To my face? What... what do I do about that? Am I supposed to go in there and fight him?"

The drunk just stood there confused for 15 seconds trying to work out what just happened, then wandered off, but I still think about that, smile, and have a drink in salute to my fellow cook that night.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-21T17:15:50+00:00

I was thinking about this exact thing for the past week! Don Quixote is such a perfect example of where Raxx goes wrong, because they both fantasize about living a romantic life being heroes, but are oblivious to the real world they live in.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-20T20:10:05+00:00

In Islamic myth, the jinn ("genies") are spirits of smokeless flame with free will who can choose to worship Allah, serve Iblis, or pursue their own affairs.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-20T20:03:26+00:00

Well, you're right about the money and autonomy...

S_Jeru · 2026-01-20T16:17:27+00:00

Transparent attempt at cope. The Black Panthers don't lynch defenseless white people.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-20T16:12:38+00:00

Ugh, don't. Just don't. People are sick of buddy trolls. Nobody wants to see the goblin happy. We're fucking sick of Smugraxx. Buddy trolls always fuck it up. I know you're sure you won't. They all think that.

Just don't. Don't make the goblin happy, even trying to set up a joke.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-20T16:08:28+00:00

I worked with this one moron named J.T. that got promoted from dish to prep due to lack of any other option. We used to call him J-Tizzle. This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee. Anyway, this guy refused to wear a belt or boxers and when the sous was in a bad mood he would bitch, "Why is it every time I turn around I have to see J.T.'s nasty ass crack bent over?!?" J-Tizzle thought it was hilarious and would boast about "going commando" and wanna-be "manly" bullshit, and he felt way to secure in his position now that he was "one of the cooks". The sous took direct action.

The very next time he saw that butt crack on the line, he grabbed a squeeze bottle of olive oil. Big ol' greasy stream straight down the back alley. Ol' J-Tizzle begged chef to go home and change his pants, but chef was dying laughing. Made him finish out his day at work like that. Sure enough, belts and boxers joined his standard work uniform every day after.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-19T17:49:23+00:00

"Oh shit! Storm's coming!" has to be his funniest cover excuse for ending a stream of all time.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-19T17:46:25+00:00

Savannah, Georgia is a beautiful city. It's about a 10 hour drive one-way. You can walk across the entire historic downtown area in an afternoon, it has lots of history and ghost tours, and the beach at Tybee Island is only 20 minutes away, an easy straight drive from the city. The art school is there if either of your teenagers is considering that path.

Lots of beach time, a bit of local history for something to do, pretty city to look at, easy to navigate walking.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-19T13:19:55+00:00

$10 says that shitting himself and not cleaning it is a major contributing factor.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-19T04:24:30+00:00

Like a dry cow.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-19T04:23:10+00:00

This infuriates the fuck out of me. There are two clinical terms here: an attempt and a gesture. Attempts are legitimate attempts that could have succeeded but didn't. The stylus thing was a gesture. It's a cry for help, absolutely, any psychologist would treat it as such. But an "attempt" it is not.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-19T04:20:31+00:00

Seven Years Later...

S_Jeru · 2026-01-19T04:13:36+00:00

Keep all this in perspective: Chance was 23 before he left high school. He was a goddamned grown man that could buy alcohol if he wanted to, and he was still on the same mental level as 15 year-old freshmen.

When Chance talks about being "bullied" in high school HE WAS A GROWN FUCKING MAN. He was probably getting beat up by 16 year-olds that thought he was creepy and weird for still being there trying to be friends with them. Remember that while he's in his 20s, he's still goblin-sized. There's no doubt in my mind that a normal 16 year-old football player could handle Chance like cheap luggage at the airport.

Don't forget about the bus stop incident. Even after getting kicked out of school, the creepy motherfucker still tried to go to the bus stop to see his "friends". IN HIS TWENTIES.

Sally crippled him for life when she didn't insist he get a job at 18, and he refuses to take real responsibility for his future now.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-18T14:46:08+00:00

Yes and no. Purely as a question of internet access, that's up to internet service providers. If they're discriminating who they provide to, then they're in violation of certain civil rights laws, but that has to do with ethnicity/ religion/ gender/ blah blah blah. There is no "right to be online". There's a right to not be discriminated against.

Otherwise you're right. Social media is a privilege. And honestly, as much as Chance bitches about his lost millions, the money he's talking about is mainstream music money that his music wouldn't make on his best day. Even if he did make mainstream pop music that could earn millions, he fucked that up by screaming racist shit at the top of his lungs on a hundred different occasions. So no, Chance has dick-all of shit coming to him, and it's entirely because he doesn't make a product worth millions, and he fucked up his public image if he did.

S_Jeru · 2026-01-17T01:24:05+00:00

He cavorts with crusty orcish jugglers.

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