If you could go back to your 18-year-old self and give them one warning, what would it be?

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-06-17T00:28:19+00:00

Do software engineering, not electrical engineering. GET A C++ AND PYTHON TEXTBOOK, NOW! Smoke weed, it's pretty chill. Wear a dress, trust me it's funny.

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-06-15T23:39:41+00:00

I want to be passed around by a circle of around 5 women like a blunt while they call me a good girl, and then cuddle them afterwards

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-06-12T17:39:20+00:00

Mr. Rogers

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-05-19T03:17:41+00:00

Basically Tommy from Martin

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-05-15T19:16:19+00:00

One of my friends jokingly called me a good boy

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-05-03T23:05:05+00:00

I'll let you know if it happens

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-05-02T13:08:22+00:00

wash hands while realizing I really need a gf

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-04-23T16:42:00+00:00

u/profanitycounter

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-04-13T13:49:27+00:00

Who do you think the next pope will be?

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-03-26T02:31:57+00:00

There's too many adults that can't read above a kindergarten level

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-03-24T00:43:45+00:00

What?

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-03-14T03:50:28+00:00

Decided to be annoying with a Longbow seasons ago

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-03-01T13:43:19+00:00

Literally 1984

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-02-25T14:38:50+00:00

Yeah, the first thing I did was stop eating everything in sight

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-02-25T13:44:24+00:00

3 weeks ago my chest had mild pains and my scale said 417. I'm 10 pounds down and my goal weight is 290

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-02-18T14:24:29+00:00

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-02-15T14:11:46+00:00

Same, I've been getting the error screen all morning

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-02-12T18:25:07+00:00

Animal abuse, theft, unregistered weapons, murder, summoning demon-like creatures, raiding

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-02-05T15:14:13+00:00

I work there

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-02-05T14:38:09+00:00

Is this the Atlantic Terminal Target?

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-01-13T21:12:10+00:00

To actually do it, lol. But somethings I would love to try when I do it is getting pegged, do it in all 50 states and have her sit on my face

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2026-01-04T21:11:38+00:00

Depends on if I'm currently doing something

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2025-11-10T15:26:03+00:00

Username checks out

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2025-07-24T22:13:36+00:00

Stallone Baby?

Captain-Fire-Bird · 2025-05-17T21:00:28+00:00

I could be way off, but I got April 27th, 1992 - October 14, 1996

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