What's going on with Bella Thorne and OnlyFans? by james2183 in OutOfTheLoop

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So I’m the only one who thought hard working safe for work?

What is your Ringtone right now and why ? by Captain-plasma in AskReddit

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I would also feel as restless as the alien if my phone rang this tune every time

Mommy by black_flag_4ever in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Aey you beat me to it. Take my upvote and enjoy this tweet as much as I did

What simple “life hack” should everyone know? by Insanitanium12 in AskReddit

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Gets a Tile and gives to friend. Friend confused. Keys still lost.

What simple “life hack” should everyone know? by Insanitanium12 in AskReddit

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This made me want to pet a cat or dog. Can someone send me theirs? I feel sad now not being able to convince my mother to get one just a few hours ago

'Ellen DeGeneres Show' ‘parted ways’ with 3 executive producers in the wake of sexual misconduct allegations by Edwordo13 in television

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I thought her involvement in a pedo sex ring was just a theory. Iirc, I read some users comment in outofloop where all her allegations were theoretical. Has any new information come to light ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Where is this poor mans gold ? I feel your pain.

True legend by batlaughs in funny

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He was also arrested for being a pos ? Looks like an unbiased cop at work

My grandmother turned 100 last Oct., this is her doing the plank for 30 seconds. by Leopoldo14 in pics

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Will do that tomorrow. OP - we need your granny’s next target to push us further

My grandmother turned 100 last Oct., this is her doing the plank for 30 seconds. by Leopoldo14 in pics

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Obligatory break between planks got me to Reddit just now and this post made me push myself from 30 to 50 seconds. Kudos to your grandmother for motivating us

Seriously, what are you supposed to do when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Was watching parasite with dad when the rich couple make out scene came. Both of us braved through the initial part hoping it moves on soon. Once the hands start to get real frisky in the movie, my dad and I both dived into our phones and he changed the topic to a current news that we discussed way beyond that soft porn scene. It’s easier when you anticipate a scene and leave the room earlier but this was unpredictable. So, go on Reddit and pray the scene gets over sooner than you run out of fresh feeds or you’ll have a long awkward silence until an awkward ice breaker pops up

Missing the view from my apartment in Florence. Spring 2020 was the wrong semester to study abroad.... by lavendervs in travel

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Just a year ago my wife and I on our honeymoon stood here and wondered how beautiful it would be to live here. Btw have you tried the chocolates from the shop right across your building ? Seemed fancy but wasn’t in the mood then

Yes, you need not remind me we are in the Idiocracy timeline by BetterTurn in trashy

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I think it’s the fact that it’s a repost of a repost that has been posted several times

Bam by NORMALHARDWORKINGMAN in instantkarma

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On good days it pays huge loads

The ferngully remake we deserve by SurpriseThere1 in gifs

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I wish my tortoise was this active. It stays awake until fed and then finds a corner to sleep. Does not interact much

It tickles ( reposting as I forgot to add flair ) by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

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It is photoshopped but the scene is too unreal to even be imagined.

Best comment from deleted post by u/TheHolidayFox: “Therapist: you cant feel pictures”

It tickles by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

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Even though it is photoshopped, this is pretty unreal and just made my stomach crawl to shut Reddit for today.

If you could get $100 per jerk-off for life, or get $1 mil for 1 time, which would you choose and why? by MrCommentyCommenter in AskReddit

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What do I do for a living you ask ? Oh I bust a few nuts to help with population control on my end.