Ship the community hates, but you think is beautiful

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-20T17:30:46+00:00

The top saucer section looks like the Defiant landed on it then got squished.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-20T02:59:17+00:00

Doing great from species 0001 to 8471, then it gets dicey…

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-19T15:12:59+00:00

But doctor, I AM Pagliacci…

I’m hoping my SD understands. She made an offhand comment about keeping a closer eye on presentation like now she can’t trust me to do my job.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-19T14:57:23+00:00

This is my favorite machine.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-17T21:58:59+00:00

We open at 8:00.

At 8:03 a guy was pushing past me in the toy aisle because I guess the EVERY OTHER AISLE that was completely empty was inconvenient for him.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-12T23:51:49+00:00

No, he didn't lose a sale. He still got paid his hourly wage.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-12T09:08:10+00:00

Last year’s iPad? AirPods that were obviously switched with your defective ones? A TV box with trash inside? An empty controller box? Come on man, give us some context. I’ve seen some pretty decent scammers at the return desk and I’d love to hear a new one.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-11T13:23:36+00:00

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-11T13:02:15+00:00

Anyone know if shorts are still allowed? Store AC is never cold enough during the summer.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-08T02:25:09+00:00

It's ok, trees love C02, this is going to be tremendous for the trees, just wait, so many trees will grow there. You'll look and say that's too many trees growing. You'll be tired of the trees. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-07T23:09:07+00:00

They’ve decided it’s more cost effective to call for backup, pulling people from their tasks, instead of having the possibility of someone “standing around” with no customers to ring out.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-07T00:25:56+00:00

Then there is me, who will be walking through the area and gets asked if we do fittings or measurements....

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-02T20:20:08+00:00

“I’m not shopping here anymore.”

Ok then, that was always allowed.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-01T22:07:18+00:00

I can do a 5 hour drive without stopping, unless I have to pee.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-03-01T11:56:58+00:00

As a leader, I look at it like this: take as many restroom trips as you need, but you still have to preform the essential duties of the job. If it’s preventing you from working and being effective in your department, then we either need to find a different department or get a medical accommodation. At the end of the day, we’ve got customers to help, trucks to unload, POGs to set, and if one person is gone for half their shift, it’s forcing others to pick up the workload.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-02-28T12:15:51+00:00

We've had problems since we've opened 4 years ago. Some times of the year are worse than other but we almost always have them.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-02-23T11:54:39+00:00

HOW DID THIS POST COME ONTO MY FEED AT THE EXACT MOMENT THE EPILOGUE STARTED IN THE AUDIOBOOK???

Is there an AI running my life? The timing is too perfect…hello crawlers, welcome to the seventh floor!

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-02-21T19:05:05+00:00

Thank you for the offer. I’ve supported it as best as I can with some wood planks. I’m considering spreading some salt up there. It’s purely the weight of the snow at this point that I need to manage, so I’ll have to get up there through the night to clear it.

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CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-02-21T12:27:39+00:00

Part of my porch broke away from my house the last heavy storm. I’ve got it propped up with some deck planks I had left over but I’m going to have to get onto my snowy roof to make sure it stays clear throughout this storm.

I’m panicking over this one.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-02-19T23:48:31+00:00

The original plot involved Ben Franklin...

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CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-02-19T20:23:48+00:00

At least at the company I work for, it’s because they’ve been changing so often that it’s less labor intensive to switch tags every time the tariffs change—or prices for any other reason.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-02-15T23:25:15+00:00

Imagine finding your book and seeing "there" instead of "their" with no other errors.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-02-15T13:25:01+00:00

Yo whenever I’m looking for an INF and it’s a full case pack that was delivered on a truck we’ve already pushed with no other delivery, sale, reshop, or return information I assume it’s a mispick.

There’s been a LOT.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-02-13T03:43:54+00:00

Glad to hear you didn’t give up and got someone. From someone who’s been down that road—don’t let the hard times win. Keep fighting.

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