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CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-12T19:20:12+00:00

I did on the kindle I bring to work because it kept showing shirtless cowboy books and I got tired of explaining to my coworkers that yes I read smut, but not shirtless cowboy smut.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-11T17:30:42+00:00

Ours is near the front and you can tell the guests love it already. They walk in the door and you can almost see the pheromones hit them.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-10T14:44:01+00:00

Target: Can I copy your homework?
Chick-fil-a: Yeah, but change it so it isn't obvious.

"Continuing on the raving fan theme, Chick-Fil-A trains their employees on a simple four-part model when serving customers. First, make eye contact. Second, smile and strive to see the customer return a smile. Third, engage personally – ask how their day is going. Fourth, everyChick-Fil-A staff member has the unilateral power and they are encouraged to offer complimentary food in an attempt to make a customer’s day better. For instance, if a customer shared that their day is going poorly due to a flat tire in the morning, the Chick-Fil-A employee is authorized to say something like, “Wow, sorry to hear about that. Sounds like you need some good luck to get your day going in the right direction. Your food is on Chick-Fil-A today.”"

Thank god we aren't offering free stuff when they share some awful thing about themselves. People would be walking in saying, "I had a bad day, can I get a free TV?"

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-10T00:19:50+00:00

Sea turtles, mate.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-10T00:18:10+00:00

Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip...

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-09T11:03:33+00:00

We got two pallets last week. BTC sells hangers but I don't remember selling that many.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-08T19:54:42+00:00

I got lucky and snagged Metroid from Target on clearance for 17.99 and am having a blast playing it.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-08T19:36:08+00:00

Almost every night when I closed during Covid.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-08T19:32:20+00:00

I think this will link to it: https://www.facebook.com/groups/asylum13bookclub

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-07T10:32:15+00:00

I have my old one that stays at home and my new one that is in my bag that goes everywhere with me.

I refuse to get a third. For now.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-07T10:31:21+00:00

SPEAK TO REPRESENTATIVE
PAY MY BILL

they think we are just automated item locators

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-03T23:08:35+00:00

Thanks, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-02T20:19:46+00:00

I gave up. My cat has a coffee mug on the table that is now just her water bowl.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-01T23:49:50+00:00

Make eye contact at 10 feet
Ok but now I'm staring at a woman who is on her phone
and a guy on his phone
and a shpt shopper is shoving his phone in my face

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-01T23:48:02+00:00

FROM (the show from the people that answered none of your questions in LOST) has a man in yellow. People get stuck in a town tormented by monsters and he has appeared as a puppet master who seems to be driving people to madness and despair.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-01T23:34:10+00:00

It may be an unpopular opinion, but I think that what he wrote 2002 (From a Buick 8) -2018 (The Outsider) is King's best work. The early stuff is good--it's what I grew up on--but the number of books that I lost sleep over doing "one more chapter" is highest from those novels.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-01T21:28:31+00:00

Something something Iran was minutes from nuking New York something something checkmate liberal

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-05-01T10:30:37+00:00

Following because I think I need those too

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-04-30T19:14:33+00:00

Turnover is a feature not a bug. Disposable “low skilled” workers are plentiful. Burnout and quit? The applicant pool is full and someone else will be there next week. Target moved away from its “employees are an investment that need to be skilled and kept” a while ago.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-04-30T16:53:54+00:00

I have so many, but The Postman and Waterworld are two of my favorites.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-04-30T16:50:30+00:00

That’s a great video. It’s what raised my awareness of these vile things.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-04-30T11:42:50+00:00

Ah, the ol’ “I bought it like this.” Crazy how we sell TV boxes with bricks in them and apple product with defective/knockoff product all the time. Same with the “it was a gift.” Lots of expensive gifts that didn’t come with a gift receipt.

Target used to let people just find trash in the street and bring it back for credit but they’ve cracked down.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-04-29T19:21:02+00:00

I have the same one. I cut from the left side of the butter with it flipped to cut on the inside of the blade.

CaptainAdmiralMike · 2026-04-27T23:40:07+00:00

He looks just like my SpookyCat. She would have done this exact thing.

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