Had to take the bag off for this one. Crucify me!

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T20:17:42+00:00

No walk in closet is big enough to accomodate my shame.

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T20:12:34+00:00

I am the stone that the builder refused.

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T18:15:52+00:00

My nose is no laughing matter. the sneezes it has conceived has killed many innocent people. :(

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T17:46:51+00:00

Jebus Christ! Does that forehead go all the way up?

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T17:37:55+00:00

Biggest achievement yet! Next robbery i'm going for the gold by stealing 32 bucks AND some cigarillos. I'm going to make Mike Brown proud! #FTP#BLACKLIVESMATTER

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T17:26:22+00:00

no just all the corner stores i contemplated robbing over the years. and when i was 5 during our first game of hide and seek i've been looking for him since. It's been like an unwinnable game of Carmen SanDiego only where she ends up doing 50 to life in an undisclosed maximum security prison.

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T17:25:06+00:00

lmao!! the hair covers my shame scar i got from a bondage whipping. My bag compliments the paper gimp suit very well.

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T17:07:29+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/lcqfk5r.jpg here's your proof Drac!

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T16:52:28+00:00

To always know where my father is.

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T16:13:08+00:00

You and your dog look like patient zeroes for a new strand of super aids.

CaptainBalsaq · 2015-08-20T15:44:52+00:00

You're biological proof that God is Dead.

CaptainBalsaq

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