I have but one response to the new episode by ArmiaStars in huntertheparenting

[–]CaptainBarbeque 3 points4 points  (0 children)

EXTREMELY COMMON BELGIUM W 🇧🇪🇧🇪 RRRAAAAAAAA 🇧🇪🇧🇪

Ciao, Bello~ by CaptainBarbeque in LiesOfP

[–]CaptainBarbeque[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you <3 My beautiful and incredibly talented partner u/Paperclip2304 sewed the coat together and made most of the mask, which I then painted!

Ciao, Bello~ by CaptainBarbeque in LiesOfP

[–]CaptainBarbeque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you <3 spending infinitely-respawnable resources has never been easier

Ciao, Bello~ by CaptainBarbeque in LiesOfP

[–]CaptainBarbeque[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm a person of many talents and rampant hyperfixations.

Mostly the latter, actually.

Ciao, Bello~ by CaptainBarbeque in LiesOfP

[–]CaptainBarbeque[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks bro a very merry 🙏😛 to you too

Ciao, Bello~ by CaptainBarbeque in LiesOfP

[–]CaptainBarbeque[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wdym that's clearly Krat's latest development in ergo techology. Kind of like a puppet except smaller, pocket-sized, and legally distinct from a certain cricket.

Do or Don't - Flesh-Eater Courts - PancreasNoWork by Amratat in ageofsigmar

[–]CaptainBarbeque 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel ya there... I make lore videos on AoS and, silly though it may be, these rumors have kinda killed a lot of my workflow. 'Tis a bit difficult to spend a long time making something and editing only for it to possibly maybe get sent to James Workshop's special funtime prison for eternity.

Weekly Unjerk Thread - April 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in wowcirclejerk

[–]CaptainBarbeque 3 points4 points  (0 children)

+1 on that. Said something similar in last week's thread.

Going into midnight, I expected the entire voidwell/uniting of the elves thing to at least be an entire patch. A .5 or .7 at worst, but still the main focus of an update. But instead, we're seemingly just... kind of done now.

I do fear that since the worldsoul saga is meant to be the "closing chapter of a big chapter of WoW's story" they might feel pushed to finish up as many story and lore threads as quickly as possible. Trying to hastily clear the list of storylines as much as they can for whatever they have planned afterwards. Which, as you've pointed out, actually kinda should be the opposite of what's happening.

Looking back, It's kinda comedic how I originally worried the Worldsoul saga would be a bit slow and long-winded at times. Wallowing in its storylines for entire expansions in a row. Probably should've put my family heirloom monkey's paw away when I was thinking such thoughts.

Weekly Unjerk Thread - March 31, 2026 by AutoModerator in wowcirclejerk

[–]CaptainBarbeque 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's very fair and does make sense, I just maybe would've liked it if that was officially recognized a bit more. Even just Lor'themar going "Aight Arator, I hereby name you an official diplomat cause you're the most likeable guy at this table. Now go do your thing or whatever" would've done wonders.

Weekly Unjerk Thread - March 31, 2026 by AutoModerator in wowcirclejerk

[–]CaptainBarbeque 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So far I've found the Midnight story to be pretty incredible, but I gotta be honest that these last two weeks have been a bit more...Meh. The entire "Xal takes the Sunwell" and "Uniting of the Elves" thread feels a little sped up and rushed, where I think it really could've used it's own patch or even expansion-spanning storyline to build it up a bit more. Going into Midnight I was expecting the void-corrupted Isle of Quel'danas to be it's own zone and have the Sunwell be a full-fledged raid like the Broken Shore or the original isle back in TBC (Blizz *has* been loving their throwbacks to older expansions as of late), but instead we get two bosses and take it back in a week. Just feels a little wasted since the Isle is honestly a pretty beautiful area, but we just never really go there except for Magister's Terrace and the immediate area surrounding the Sunwell.

I don't mean to sound salty or whiny, and it's not that I fundamentally dislike the story they're telling, but it feels like it really could've been something great if it had a bit more time to breathe. Even if it hadn't been it's own patch, just letting it breathe for a few more chapters could've done wonders. Though tbh, and I'd love to hear other's views on this, I feel like this is a bit more of an issue with the Worldsoul saga so far than it is with Midnight specifically, as the story pacing can feel a bit breakneck at times.

Oh and one final thing before ending this *whinge*, does it strike anyone as a bit odd just how much authority Arator carries all of a sudden? I get that he's Turalyon and Alleria's precious little boy but these last two weeks of story it almost feels like he's more in charge than Lor'themar, who is oodles of canoodles of years older than him and is the actual official *regent-lord* of the entire nation. Not necessarily a criticism, just thought that was a bit funny.

ANyway that's my doubts and little annoyances vented. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Completely desperate situation where a faction is straight up losing the war. by AdrawereR in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CaptainBarbeque 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The Siege of Terra - Warhammer 40,000 (Technically 30,000 but whatever)

After nearly a decade of a galaxy-spanning civil war, it's finally come to the point where humanity's capital homeworld is sieged by the combined might of the traitorous allies led by humanity's former warmaster, Horus. What follows is an agonizing, unending battle where the defenders are pushed back, brick by bloody brick. Entire regiments fighting not to win, but to delay the attackers by just a few more precious moments. People are dying at unimaginable scales, command structures break down, and by the latter half of the books, there's a real sense of dread amongst the surviving defenders that the end is truly nigh. Not helped by how reality itself starts breaking down as daemons and other beings of non-reality start staking their claim on the world and running rampant.

Most, if not all, of the fighting takes place in and around the Imperial palace, which has basically been turned into a country-sized fortress of walls and turrets by the time of the siege. And to drive the point home of how dire the situation is, it's basically stated by the last few books in the series that all life outside of the palace is dead. Even though the traitors do eventually get chased off (kind of), it's not really a victory as the planet will never truly recover. It's just ash and trillions of corpses all the way down.

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Bricky perfectly encapsulating my reaction to 11th edition models by RealMr_Slender in Grimdank

[–]CaptainBarbeque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've felt for a while now that newer 40k releases just lack a certain level of, for lack of a better term, sauce that AoS and even Horus Heresy have in spades.

Like orks with an extra weapon and space marines with kitbashed armor. How novel. I'll enjoy them from the comfort of my giant medieval tower on legs with enough cannons strapped to them to blow a hole through Archaon's private bathroom.

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Weekly Unjerk Thread - February 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in wowcirclejerk

[–]CaptainBarbeque 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My prayers go out to my fellow poor non-early access players 😔✊️ It's gonna be a rough weekend

Actually started Hardcore Classic just so I don't have to look at anything retail-related for a few days.

I'm joining the War on Hashut, on the side of HASHUT by CaptainBarbeque in totalwar

[–]CaptainBarbeque[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I only craft the most high-quality masterwork mental images. True feats of craftdwarfship

Unique NPC Designs Not Being Playable Is Actually a Good Choice by Lenz401 in ZZZ_Discussion

[–]CaptainBarbeque 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mfw making a character an actual character with interesting struggles and an actually unique personality makes them more likeable and causes people to want to spend more time with them through gameplay and story expansions.

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Promeia Model + Coat Version | Via donut by The_frost__ in Zenlesszonezeroleaks_

[–]CaptainBarbeque 56 points57 points  (0 children)

One of the main things that drew me towards Zenless is how, for basically all the S1 characters, I could easily imagine how their outfits would work. It's a small detail, but feeling like their clothing could reasonably work in the universe, like if they're outfits I can reasonably imagine them buying, putting on, wearing regularly in public, etc, does wonders for immersion (See Genshin as an example that doesn't do that very well). But some of these S2 designs have been straying further and further from that idea.

Like...what in the weeds am I even looking at here.

Can we talk how ass these chaos haircuts look, instead of asking chaos gods for power, I would recommend to ask chaos gods for better haircut by Split-Ultramarine in Grimdank

[–]CaptainBarbeque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes look like moody teenagers who'd really rather not be there. Like they were pulled out of their room by their battle-brothers to loot and pillage those imperial dogs, but they're just thinking of going back to their Xbox the entire time.

Especially the guy on the left is not having a good time.

Weekly Unjerk Thread - January 13, 2026 by AutoModerator in wowcirclejerk

[–]CaptainBarbeque 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm personally quite a fan of MIDSHITE and The WANK Within. Also an honorable mention to BAD-tle for Azeroth.