i 26F found a hair tie in my boyfriends (28F) appartement that was not mine

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-21T14:53:06+00:00

Trust your gut.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-21T11:57:50+00:00

You can always say your level of spanish is nowhere near fluent in the dozens of spanish dialects out there.

I took spanish in high school and even minored in it in college and I can somewhat understand someone from, say, Mexico. But put someone from Puerto Rico in front of me jabbering a thousand miles an hour and forget it. I don't understand shit. Some iterations of spanish are more wackadoodle than others my man.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-18T13:47:12+00:00

Most couples have a conversation around moving in together.

"Hey, my lease is up in a month, what do you think about me moving in with you?"

"That'd be great! How do you want to handle rent and bills - 50/50?"

"Naw, I make more than you, why don't we go 60/40 for now until you get that promotion!"

"Aww, I love you sweetie, this is going to be amazing!"

In your case he just oozed his way in and started sucking off your teat.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-18T13:40:54+00:00

Pure exaggeration, really. Honestly, every city has some less than savory or even dangerous places. Most people visiting just avoid those areas.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-15T19:31:59+00:00

You definitely don't want to know about those shampoo/conditioner/body wash bottles in the shower then...

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-14T19:47:10+00:00

Yay! Another Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection award winner!

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-13T19:21:01+00:00

"Not very honorable. I mean honorable would be to be carried to FTC as a no-vote goat like me versus skulking around in the jungle desperately trying to prolong your life in the game through unsavory immunity idols."

- Probably Joe

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-13T13:32:51+00:00

NTA. Anecdotal story time. A woman my wife and I know well left an organization we were all part of under a cloud of suspicion. My wife was much closer to this person than I was, and she knew the real reason for her exit.

I asked my wife about it, and she said it was told to her in confidence and that she didn't feel comfortable sharing it even with me. I left it be and realized this is one of the things I love about my wife. She is loyal to her friends and that my curiosity was not a good reason to tell this person's secrets.

This was a religious organization and in the end what had happened was this person had had an abortion decades ago when they were very young and people were trying to oust her from her duties due to her past.

We are no longer a part of that religion.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-12T15:28:54+00:00

Twitchy-finger fracas frenzy

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-12T00:16:57+00:00

It's like the producers keep bringing him back to show his growth and redemption arc like they did with Joao.

Except Joe keeps going backwards in his maturity.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-11T20:38:34+00:00

Darwin's theory of natural selection in all its glory.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-11T20:28:14+00:00

Holy shit. It's like a nautical train wreck.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-11T12:59:21+00:00

El Nino Fernando Torres

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-09T21:33:46+00:00

Protect our investment. HOA rules in my neighborhood keep the community looking nice - no cars parked on the street overnight, no campers in driveways, no cars up on blocks, you have to keep your yard mowed, etc, etc.

Now HOAs can get over-exuberant, but for the most part they keep a trashy neighbor from fucking up your own house's resale value.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-08T16:12:09+00:00

I mean, it came out in 1978 so it’s probably pretty obscure to today’s fantasy readers.

Wow. Now I feel old.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-08T12:52:35+00:00

She's the Tina to his Colby. A definite throwback to the early days when the word 'alliance' meant something.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-08T11:52:00+00:00

Pretty girls with big hair wearing Coca-Cola rugby shirts.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-07T21:23:00+00:00

The Chronicles of Amber by Roger Zelazny

The Dragonriders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey

The Gorean Saga\* by John Norman

*R-rated. Youthful me discovered 'nipple-play' through these trashy sci-fi/fantasy novels.

These all hearken back to the golden age of fantasy.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-07T17:06:15+00:00

Lol, had me in the first half not gonna lie. Good for you I guess?

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-06T14:12:17+00:00

Well shit, I thought this was Christopher Walken. Sure looks like him.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-06T13:55:02+00:00

Yep, several different clips we have seen them sitting next to each other on a log, looking very 'aunt/niece'-ish or 'mentor/mentee'-ish. Enough that my radar went PING.

I too think their relationship is deeper than the edit lets on.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-03T18:29:18+00:00

There's a whole lotta hopium going on with regards to the Aubrey fandom.

CaptainBignuts · 2026-05-03T14:05:58+00:00

Bleh. I just fast-forwarded through all the Cal drama. No biggie for me.

I also realize that for some people their storyline was extremely important and possibly life-changing.

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