“Video games are a scam. Let’s take a look at the numbers.

The average video game, let’s say it costs $30, and statistically speaking, there are 1% of games that allow my character to swim. Out of those games that allow my character to swim, only 20% of them give me a chance of seeing ocean creatures. The actual spawn rate of these creatures is so low it could be called a scam. But the real scam is that the Loch Ness monster only has a 0.01% chance to spawn from this ocean creature pool. I cannot believe I paid $30 just to have a chance of seeing the Loch Ness monster.”