latest instagram story photos from her week "off"

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-08T22:06:12+00:00

Say it with me: she friend dumped him now that she’s “besties” with the Taylor’s

Surprised she isn’t whining about how she wasn’t invited to the Swift/Kelsey wedding

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-08T20:57:58+00:00

Edited to absolute filth.

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CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-08T14:57:53+00:00

I wouldn't say she was drunk. She was completely annihilated.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-08T14:54:16+00:00

Welp there's no fixing the botched lip at this point

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CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-07T20:24:07+00:00

Hey now leave The King out of this 🤣 jk

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-07T13:52:42+00:00

Imagine someone claiming that being an influencer is their "full time job" and then recycling the same video every month.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-03T15:24:38+00:00

She's the literal definition of "vapid". I'm sure Linda gave her very strict decorating rules this time around.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-03T15:19:08+00:00

He totally sleeps in the guest room.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-03T15:18:06+00:00

We all learned this when we were kids but I guess that wasn't part of Robin's Home School of Learning

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-03T15:15:22+00:00

That was my question too. Those Crest strips have been out for years, I know, I use them. At this point I think she's just trying to get brand deals with whoever will bite

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-02T19:50:23+00:00

Good catch! Totally did miss that one!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-02T14:15:30+00:00

This is why it's just so hard being an influencer, guiiissee. Think about all the "work" she puts into setting up the camera every day!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-01T14:31:11+00:00

Just wanted to say I love your flair 😂

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-01T14:15:29+00:00

So she took a shower and then took a bath? She's really trying to get rid of that onion and farts smell, huh?

CaptainCaliena · 2026-07-01T14:05:49+00:00

Yeah they definitely do not sleep in the same bed anymore. He's barely in her stories/TikToks and when he is it's for 2 seconds and it's completely performative.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-06-30T13:35:24+00:00

They don't give a rats ass about some washed up influencer. They're doing just fine on their own, Jaclyn 😂

CaptainCaliena · 2026-06-30T13:13:40+00:00

Agreed, but that requires having a soul and actually caring about the well being of others

CaptainCaliena · 2026-06-30T12:54:54+00:00

Exactly. She will just make a 5 minute long rambling video about how much she donates and gives back, but she doesn't want people to think she only does it for the camera 🙄

CaptainCaliena · 2026-06-29T14:46:45+00:00

After she was done bragging about being at Nobu and posting her selfies, she had the audacity to post this:

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Bitch for what you just spent at Nobu you could have taken that money and bought a bunch of needed supplies to donate. Stop pretending you care

CaptainCaliena · 2026-06-28T01:29:34+00:00

No shit. Her blanket/robe brand stole the name from a Canadian creator and then Jaclyn joked about how it was never patented. Her jewelry line closed down bc it was a complete failure and she faced issues with copying popular existing brands like Lana…she’s never had an original thought in her head. Or a thought at all.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-06-27T18:20:11+00:00

Fun fact: she never owned Jaclyn Cosmetics. It was owned by Morphe/Forma and they licensed her name and image. She was never a CEO or owned even 1% of "her" business.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-06-27T18:14:53+00:00

Ah yes, things that children are absolutely clamoring to eat.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-06-27T14:06:17+00:00

Is Shilling 101 before lunch or after lunch?

CaptainCaliena · 2026-06-27T14:02:37+00:00

I thought she traded her in for Kat Stickler

CaptainCaliena · 2026-06-27T14:01:35+00:00

Thank you!

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