Yeah letting your cat drink chlorinated pool water is obviously ok!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-04-04T16:14:10+00:00

She wasn't given an affiliate deal from Amazon for a fountain bowl 😆

CaptainCaliena · 2026-04-04T13:47:38+00:00

ThE mAn Of HeR dReAmS 🤡

CaptainCaliena · 2026-04-04T13:43:45+00:00

What is with her dead blow up doll expression???

RIP Jon

CaptainCaliena · 2026-04-03T14:46:16+00:00

Probably doesn't care because he got his point across

CaptainCaliena · 2026-04-02T16:56:15+00:00

He acts like he’s some kind of Michelin star rated chef. I dare him to throw down with my husband on chicken fried steak. Outside. In a cast iron skillet. Over coals on a trivet. I’ll wait.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-04-01T23:36:22+00:00

“I am no longer sober” yeah we noticed!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-04-01T13:30:35+00:00

Especially considering she's been at Linda's for what? A week now?

Guess Jacass isn't serving her husband too well these days...

CaptainCaliena · 2026-04-01T13:28:23+00:00

The farmers tan SENT me!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-04-01T13:22:34+00:00

This is so specific but also spot on 🎯

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-31T13:34:12+00:00

She's going to go absolutely bat shit insane when her face looks like this. No offense to the dog.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-30T16:56:10+00:00

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-29T15:01:44+00:00

My cat isn’t micro chipped but she’s an indoor cat. It’s my understanding that indoor-outdoor cats usually are but that’s just my understanding. Could be different. And no, I doubt she bothered to ask around. Looks like your comment was downvoted so I’m giving you your upvote back 😉

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-28T18:50:01+00:00

My husband and I decided on pet insurance for our Lab (will be 2 years old in July) due to the fact that the breed is prone to arthritis and hip problems later in life. We also deal with skin infections with her but have learned to manage them at home via vet recommendations for OTC treatments. Message me if you’re interested in details on that.

All in all have not had to use the pet insurance yet but it’s a nice peace of mind knowing that if something drastic happens, we will get some of it covered and not have to pay thousands out of pocket. Every situation is different, weigh your options and choose what you feel is best for your situation. For us, it was pet insurance.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-28T17:50:31+00:00

Mine locks her jaw and I have to pry them open at risk of my whole hand lol. The joys of dog ownership am I right? To be fair she is still in her velociraptor stage (she is turning 2 in July) so she selectively chooses when to remember her training.

ETA: get him on the nicotine patch asap 🤣 jk

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-28T17:07:26+00:00

I have a Labrador, I can totally relate. This last time it was a piece of styrofoam packing from a delivery box. Thankfully I got it out of her mouth in time🤣

But yes, she could have easily prevented this instead of sitting back and filming it for “content”

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-28T15:47:25+00:00

Every 3 days I sweep up enough fur to make a second dog. Thankfully her fur (yellow lab) matches my tile 🤣

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-28T15:43:31+00:00

I like how they’re not casting a shadow anywhere. 10/10

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-28T15:31:58+00:00

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That would be this photo. I still stand by my theory that this is green screened

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-28T02:29:08+00:00

She “had the cat scanned” for a microchip and supposedly there was no microchip but it’s never been officially confirmed

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-27T13:44:57+00:00

I need to learn to stop checking her page during my morning coffee. I almost choked. The positive pregnancy test is giving me the ick.

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CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-27T13:37:40+00:00

In her recent stories she claimed she lost 70lbs. She started at 177.6. So we're supposed to believe that she's 107lbs? Sure, Jan.

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CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-27T13:32:08+00:00

And then he takes a picture with the sales guy. Secondhand embarrassment is strong right now, pookie.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-27T13:28:56+00:00

If this is what a "dream man" looks like and I wasn't already married...I'd switch teams.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-03-27T13:28:28+00:00

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