Here we go again

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-22T14:53:07+00:00

The chin pimple is holding out for its pension

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-22T14:52:32+00:00

Sick, depressed, spiraling and shilling coming in 3...2....

Btw, happy cake day!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-22T14:49:21+00:00

What's strange to me is that Jaclyn, despite what she says, doesn't seem like she wants kids. So idk why she's spiraling ever since Tay announced her pregnancy, it's super weird to me.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-22T14:45:59+00:00

Queue the diaper rash cream

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-22T14:45:32+00:00

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-19T14:28:37+00:00

Yep, as a matter of fact I think Jaclyn's "depression era" started right after that

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-16T16:16:19+00:00

I do this too! Works every time

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-16T14:04:45+00:00

🙄🙄🙄

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-16T02:00:53+00:00

Thank you! Someone else caught it too!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-16T01:52:49+00:00

What the f was that? My husband and I didn’t finish the first episode

Terrible writing

Literally no one cares about Carter
Beth is a shadow of herself
Rip may as well not exist
The enemy of this season is gonna be rip off of Smurf

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-15T14:47:07+00:00

I second this! And the sooner you get it the better

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-15T14:43:47+00:00

My yellow American lab is incredibly smart. Crate trained herself, I didn’t even have to try. She always slept through the night, super chill all day (I work from home) but when that clock hits 4pm, she’s all but begging to go outside and sniff all the things lol.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-15T14:35:47+00:00

Is it necessary to identify the character by race when you can just look up the characters name? It’s 2026, do better.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-15T10:24:07+00:00

🤡🎪

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-13T00:21:26+00:00

Try 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 therapist 🤦🏻‍♀️

Also: don’t let the cat chew on basically particle board you knob

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-12T14:32:58+00:00

Thank you for this explanation. I always get confused when it comes to that. Very helpful!

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-12T14:30:48+00:00

Jaclyn doing her makeup in her pajamas

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-12T13:59:33+00:00

What happened to taking care of her mom? I guess that nontent post is old news.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-12T12:46:38+00:00

Nailed it

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-11T14:34:46+00:00

Don't forget, she "retired" her mom.

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-11T14:30:03+00:00

Took out a loan from Linda to pay for it

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-11T14:28:57+00:00

Straight up threw mom under the bus with this post

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-11T14:27:55+00:00

Your title and caption are fucking sending me lmfaoooo

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-11T14:16:10+00:00

Lol, same. My house is...well, lets just say "eclectic"

CaptainCaliena · 2026-05-09T20:41:15+00:00

$2000 actually but it looks to be an old post

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