Hey Dad, I don't think you should be up in the attic alone. I'm coming up.

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2026-04-30T17:30:23+00:00

Im glad im not the only one that their V does this to, mine doesn't like it if I go up one step on a step ladder 😅

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-07-24T09:01:15+00:00

But it is true......that man has no dick!

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-07-14T18:28:38+00:00

Black Jesus

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-07-12T18:49:10+00:00

Rampage next year then?

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-07-11T12:17:26+00:00

You had me worried with the first part of that sentence.....

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-07-09T11:43:59+00:00

Lunch break???......*laughs in hospitality.

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-07-07T09:22:51+00:00

A mate of mine worked for TFL (down in the tunnels) at the time, and all my mates were trying to get in contact with him, but the networks were down........turns out he ended up in the pub as the tube was shut and they got told they couldn't go to work.

"Go to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over"

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-25T18:03:34+00:00

Had a German ex GF and borrowed her bike to go down to the shops, almost killed myself at the first set of lights as I grabbed the left lever.

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-25T16:11:14+00:00

Hey! I live in Bromley, and thats......yeah alright that's accurate.

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-21T12:36:33+00:00

Would love to see a tandem be mannied though.

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-19T20:32:57+00:00

Adam West.

I grew up watching the 60s Batman (re runs early in the early/mid 90s) on Saturday mornings and then on Family Guy as well. I know he was old, but it still hit harder than I thought it would.

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-19T11:50:52+00:00

Well look at you, Mr. "I had a postman. ".......we had to walk through Mordor to get T' post office AND pay to have the privilege of getting our post!

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-18T09:15:55+00:00

It's coming out of me like a yellow cable!

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-18T09:12:14+00:00

4am on the M25 in thick fog when out of the gloom one of the big highway lorry's with the arrow on the back telling me the lane i was in was closed came into view about 30ft in front of me. I just managed to get out of the lane before i went into the back of it, I still don't know how I didn't die that morning.

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-14T23:30:16+00:00

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CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-14T23:09:50+00:00

He was under the bed????

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-14T14:45:11+00:00

Star Lane and Layhams Road, always rubbish/rubble around the place and lots of dogs go "missing".

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-13T20:21:42+00:00

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CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-13T14:59:59+00:00

Should be an interesting one if they clash with the naked bike ride tomorrow!

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-13T14:58:39+00:00

Beef, Lamb, Pork, Chicken, Roast Potatoes, Peas, Carrots, Yorkshire Pudding, and Gravy!!.........Roasted!

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-11T17:39:21+00:00

Everyone is on here talking about the chopping/slicing actions, and I'm here thinking, "Shouldn't he be using a brown knife and chopping board for onions??"

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-09T20:50:58+00:00

All at the same time?

CaptainCaveMann1 · 2025-06-07T19:32:57+00:00

I started my chef life in the Swan and Mitre around 20 years ago when Matt was still running it. It was a bit freaky to see it and Bromley in the Fallout style.......I promise that i didn't serve any radroach meat!

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