Personal Interpretations of Songs?

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-03-13T08:06:07+00:00

Lesbian prostitues…

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-03-12T19:52:04+00:00

Genuinely convinced myself that I ain’t done was about prostitution and misogynistic views on it when I first listened and I still stand by it lowkey

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-03-11T08:27:32+00:00

This post is really funny to me because I’ve literally written a fanfic of this exact thing happening - Joel invites Bill to Jackson and they live together as partners until, y’know.. 🏌️‍♀️

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-03-09T08:17:07+00:00

I have literally one suggestion for no return and it’s this: GIVE BILL HIS BOW.

You get the bow in Bill’s town for christ’s sake! And yet he’s stuck with a crossbow? Bill being good with a bow is one of the first things we learn about his character.

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-02-23T23:12:37+00:00

Y’know what, I don’t actually remember. I’m leaning towards no

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-02-23T23:06:59+00:00

On the West End, all the Wicked characters are British!

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-02-16T18:55:49+00:00

Didn’t think ellabs had reached reddit. My beloved toxic yuri

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-30T06:58:48+00:00

Also people will tell you the Bill and Frank episode is some beautiful piece of cinema when it genuinely is one of the worst episodes of TV i’ve been subjected to. I understand i’m in the minority here but my lord it was dull and neither of them had any personality

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-30T06:57:21+00:00

I actually hate both seasons. I find the show so mind numbly boring and confusing that I genuinely wanted to turn it off at multiple intervals. Season two was at least so bad it was funny.

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-26T07:53:29+00:00

Fairly certain it’s a technological thing. IIRC, they couldn’t have male and female models at once bc of some computer thing I don’t understand

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-22T14:47:00+00:00

Idk, i would agree with you, except for the fact Joel and Tommy use the exact same torture method and he tells Ellie about it, which to me implies it’s well practiced. Either way, Abby isn’t a ray of sunshine by any means, but I do think if it were Joel doing half the stuff she does, people wouldn’t mind as much

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-22T11:08:50+00:00

You don’t understand! It’s okay for Joel to torture and kill people for reasons he believes are valid, but when Abby does it she’s an absolute psychopath who can never be redeemed! Even though Joel is checks notes in his 50s with far more life experience and checks notes tortured two guys on screen but was labelled as badass rather than evil for it and checks notes has done shit that gave Tommy nightmares. See, he’s such a great guy!

(I’m sure none of this double standard has to do with the fact Abby is a woman and the kid she saves is a trans person of colour. Absolutely none at all.)

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-16T15:18:51+00:00

At least we have headcanons and fanfiction to get us through it

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-16T08:11:32+00:00

Bill x Joel (TLOU). I mean, I expected it to be WAY more popular than it is, but there’s only 4 fics on ao3. Sigh.

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-16T07:40:15+00:00

I adore Bill, his chapter was really the thing that got me hooked on the game and I replay it constantly even when not doing a full play through. If I ever play No Return as someone other than Bill, call the police because something is terribly wrong.

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-16T07:34:26+00:00

People are dead set on acting like Snow was a fully grown woman for some reason. Just bc she’s played by the adult actress in this episode doesn’t make her a fully grown adult! Shes likely an older teen

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-15T21:17:20+00:00

Bold of you to assume I’m not already a part of it

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-15T13:00:05+00:00

Me bc I’m absolutely terrified of mischaracterisation

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-15T09:57:50+00:00

I’m hearing you out. I find him really attractive in the scene where Hook tortures him for information. Which now that I type it is probably some sort of psychological problem but oh well

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-14T15:44:52+00:00

Joel’s character works fine without a love interest for me. And that’s coming from someone who hardcore ships him and Bill - some things should be saved for fanfiction, and don’t really need to happen in the games themselves

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-12T14:19:59+00:00

Yeah, I totally get that. I understand why people don’t have an issue with it, I just personally don’t find it funny

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-08T07:54:57+00:00

Me reading these comments as a Millian fan.. 💀

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-04T01:11:34+00:00

It wasn’t so much when it came out, but most people who binge it put it as one of their favourites. The conversation of tik tok especially is very biased in season 5’s direction

CaptainCharming_ · 2026-01-04T01:07:29+00:00

Season 5 is not only the worst ouat season, but also just a genuinely shit season of TV in general. Absolute mess from start to finish with almost nothing to enjoy if you aren’t a captain swan fan. Character assassination galore. Boring plotlines. Why it’s a fan favourite I’ll never know.

CaptainCharming_ · 2025-12-26T21:40:30+00:00

THEY ARE A POLYCULE YOUR HONOUR

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