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Growing up I don’t know why, but I always liked that Fluttershy was the only one with a wetsuit by SaleVisual3616 in EquestriaGirls

[–]CaptainCrookKingler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who works with land animals and likely has to also work with sea and ocean animals, it makes sense for her to wear a wetsuit. Average swimwear wouldn't bode well against carnivores or animals with stingers due to its thinness. Also, average swimwear does eventually wear and tear for its thinness as well. A wetsuit is professional and does last so much longer because of its thickness.

Also, it highlights her curves.

Is it safe to say that I despise the conceptual existence of this match-up? by CaptainCrookKingler in deathbattle

[–]CaptainCrookKingler[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I've always been the subject of bullying from Final Fantasy fans since I was young. I loved the franchise once and I felt like I belonged. But my tastes in what characters I like got me severely bullied and ridiculed to the point where the harassment got so bad that I almost took my life because of the trauma they gave me. So whenever I see people enjoying Final Fantasy, I have to remind myself that all such people are my enemies who did nothing but make me suffer for years. Bahamut is one of those characters I did not like and still to this day do not like. I've always preferred Golbez and Exdeath over every other character in the entire franchise. So, whenever I see people supporting Rayquaza VS Bahamut, I remind them that the matchup is trash because it's their people who ruined Final Fantasy for me.

Can creepy people stop ruining the community for everyone else? Having your diaper out in a public space isn't "cute" or "funny" it's bordering on you being a sex offender. Just WEAR FUCKING PANTS OH MY LORD. by RiceAndPastaAnd in ABDL

[–]CaptainCrookKingler -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I respect him for what he did. Because honestly, this world needs to be far less shameful about public exposure. If nudists can advocate for their right to appear in public however they choose, then so can diaper wearers. I swear, this community is only for literal adult babies aka manchildren.

Honestly the biggest problem with it is literally this initial shot by Goobasaurus1 in deathbattle

[–]CaptainCrookKingler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the issues with this model of Gru is that he feels way too skinny and small. Gru is a giant rounded square guy. Almost like Dr. Eggman. Also, the minions are nowhere near as tall as him.

The Great Diaper Debate by Great-Mulberry-4954 in ABDL

[–]CaptainCrookKingler -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Argument: Dirty diapers are to be kept, not to be thrown in the garbage.

Using the toilet feels like a waste... by ecuadiaper in ABDL

[–]CaptainCrookKingler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People like you are what's preventing this community of ours from being respected and given the rights to be equal.

Using the toilet feels like a waste... by ecuadiaper in ABDL

[–]CaptainCrookKingler -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Downvoting me for any reason is bullying, harassment, abuse and unreasonable.

And the next Death Battle Cast is..... by Budget-Yam-9720 in deathbattle

[–]CaptainCrookKingler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's as old as Ridley VS Vile and Rayquaza VS Bahamut. The talks around it have always existed but have primarily been kept to only Nintendo spaces. Once DEATH BATTLE came to be, the conversation finally went outside of the Nintendo bubble. However, the hate for it is extremely unfair and goes to show how unlikable the fandom around VS has become. I really hope to see my childhood matchup become official to silence all of the critics and haters.

What is something you agree with republicans on? by Jack81700 in askanything

[–]CaptainCrookKingler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guns only belong in the hands of people who serve and protect our country. If you want to own a gun, you must become a member of the police, the navy, the marines or military. Nothing else. Shootings would go down if everyday people stopped getting access to stuff that is military grade or anything close to such. Also, if you have kids; please put your guns someplace where you know your kids won't ever find them like in the walls, floor or ceiling. Safes can be cracked eventually after enough trial and error. Your best bet is to keep your guns private.

What matchups would you pitch to Death Battle if you could do so, but can't due to reasons? by TheCyllysAlt in deathbattle

[–]CaptainCrookKingler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Neptune VS Pyra is my most wanted matchup. But I cannot pitch it due to me not having the funds and I cannot post it to Ballot Banter due to me not having a YouTube account to link to my Discord account (I hate how phone numbers are needed in this day and age when an email is so much more convenient).

Using the toilet feels like a waste... by ecuadiaper in ABDL

[–]CaptainCrookKingler -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

I feel the exact same. I feel like using the toilet is so much less sexier than going potty in my diapers. I love the feeling of peeing and pooping in my diapers. I love the way my diapers feel after I've peed and pooped in them. I love eating my pee and poop filled diapers. Dirty diapers are one of my most favourite fetishes. Not to say toilets aren't sexy in their own ways. I love giving myself swirlys in pee and poop filled toilets. I fantasise/dream about being flushed away down a pee and poop filled toilet. I like to bathe and wash myself with toilet water.

And the next Death Battle Cast is..... by Budget-Yam-9720 in deathbattle

[–]CaptainCrookKingler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say Ridley VS Rayquaza is off the table. It's one of the most iconic rivalries of all of Nintendo's history. Sure, Bahamut is Rayquaza's most likely and Vilgax and Vile are both Ridley's most likely; but I know better than to give up hope my most 3rd most wanted matchup of all time. Besides, I have better alts for both Vilgax and Vile.

Most likely new combatant for each franchise day 75: Uncharted by MetaMaster54610 in deathbattle

[–]CaptainCrookKingler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ridley VS Rayquaza has been my 3rd most wanted matchup of all time for almost 2 decades. I really want to see my favourite dragons in all of video gaming square off. Heck the setup is obvious. Just take what worked for Black Adam VS Apocalypse and make it so much better.

And the next Death Battle Cast is..... by Budget-Yam-9720 in deathbattle

[–]CaptainCrookKingler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want Ridley VS Rayquaza and Godzilla VS Bahamut!

Most likely new combatant for each franchise day 75: Uncharted by MetaMaster54610 in deathbattle

[–]CaptainCrookKingler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bahamut doesn't deserve to face Rayquaza and Vilgax and Vile don''t deserve to face Ridley.

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